KARDASHIAN CLAN FINALLY HITS BOTTOM!
THE social-climbing Kardashian ninnies have been rocked by being dropped from the invite list to this year’s high-fashion Met Gala in New York. But the real question is: What took so long?
For some unfathomable reason, the tacky reality TV family has been on the guest list drafted by Vogue queen bee Anna Wintour for the past decade.
This seems to defy logic since the crude K-clan’s fame is based on a boring sex tape Kim made with then-boyfriend Ray J, which was reportedly leaked in 2007 to help draw viewers to their fledgling reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Momager
Kris Jenner claims that’s hooey — but Ray J tells a different, trashier tale.
Since then, their TV show, which has morphed into The Kardashians on a new network, has made Kim, her dodo sisters and their mommy megamillions in fashion and lifestyle spin-offs that don’t exactly ooze class and refinement, which is the hallmark of the trendy Met Gala — a yearly fashion showpiece and social event.
For some bizarre reason,
Wintour began inviting Kim and her raunchy relatives in 2013 and each year since! That’s like inviting the Beverly Hillbillies to a ball at Buckingham Palace.
The gala raises dough for New York’s famous Metropolitan Museum of Art, which doesn’t seem to fit the bubble-butt Bev Hills gang’s wheelhouse. A source claims Anna finally kicked the Kardashians to the curb because of Kim’s ridiculous showing last year. She arrived with her boytoy of the moment, jokester Pete Davidson, wearing Marilyn Monroe’s old skin-tight gold dress, which still didn’t fit her massive caboose despite claiming she’d lost 16 pounds in three weeks on a crash diet to squeeze into the slinky number.
Spies say she was heard asking helpers, “Do I need another pair of shapewear?”
How about a vise?
And Pete now tattles all the queen’s horses and all the queen’s men couldn’t get the gown “halfway up” her behemoth butt.
That’s why Kim wore a white fur coat draped over her rear, according to insiders who claim she had to hide the fact the dress couldn’t zip over her tush.
So Kim & Co. have been forced to sit out this year’s gala — and have, well, hit rock bottom.