MY STORMY TRYST WITH TRUMP! Porn queen’s shocking story that triggered his indictment
BUSTY porn babe Stormy Daniels slams Donald Trump as a dud in the sack and blabs she’s not frightened to face the former president at his felony trial in New York City — because nothing could be “scarier” than seeing him naked!
The skin flick starlet, who is at the center of the excommander in chief’s historic criminal indictment, has blasted Trump’s bedroom performance as “textbook generic” sex!
Stormy, 44, claims she kicked off a nearly yearlong fling with the future POTUS in 2006 and was paid $130,000 in hush money by his attorney Michael Cohen nearly a decade later to shut her mouth about opening her legs as Trump successfully campaigned for the Oval Office!
The alleged payoff is the basis for 34 criminal counts brought against America’s former leader, who pleaded not guilty to the charges in a Manhattan court — and insists he’s being railroaded.
The Hell on High Heels hottie, who’s appeared in hundreds of X-rated movies, claims she first did the deed with the tycoon turned politician shortly after wife Melania gave birth to the couple’s son, Barron. But the looselipped performer once said getting down and dirty with hair-trigger Trump was “the worst 90 seconds of my life!”
Defiant Donald, 76, has bashed the blond bombshell as a lying “horseface,” denies having an affair with her — and calls the criminal case against him a politically driven witch hunt! Shortly before surrendering
— and becoming the first-ever president to be arrested and criminally charged — tarnished Trump proclaimed the scenario “surreal” and added, “Can’t believe this is happening in America.”
He has also griped, “The radical left Democrats have criminalized the justice system!” Meanwhile, Stormy dishes when she first hooked up with Trump he bragged about his face being on the cover of a publication and claims she told him, “Someone should take that magazine and spank you with it.”
She says after the horndog handed over the issue, “He turned around and pulled his pants down a little
— you know, had underwear on and stuff — and I just gave him a couple swats.”
The porn queen also royally bashed the blubbery businessman’s bod in her revealing memoir Full Disclosure by writing, “He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.”
The longtime stripper outrageously maintains the stout skirt-chaser even told her she reminded him of his kid Ivanka, who’d go on to be a senior adviser in her father’s presidential administration!
Stormy says, ‘He was like, ‘Wow, you — you are special. You remind me of my daughter.
“‘You’re smart and beautiful, and a woman to be reckoned with, and I like you.’ ”
After Trump’s indictment on March 30 — which some supporters have claimed is a halfbaked bid to keep the ranting Republican out of the 2024 White House race — Stormy continued to kick him while he was down!
When a critic told the curvy pinup the ex-prez wouldn’t touch her with a ten-foot pole, the snarky stunner joked: “True. He used a three-inch one.”