TOM GETTING MAN BOOBS OFF HIS CHEST
FITNESS fanatic Tom Cruise is obsessing over his saggy man boobs and refuses to believe it’s a Mission Impossible to fix them at age 61, insiders tattle.
Although the Top Gun hunk is in great shape, “Tom’s very self-conscious about his chest these days because it’s just not tight like it used to be — it sags,” tattles a spy. “He works so hard in the gym, but no matter what he can’t seem to get rid of his moobs.
“He covers it well with his wardrobe, but as far as going shirtless, that’s out of the question for him until this is sorted out,” blabs the source. “It’s mostly sagging skin and not really something he can beat on his own.”
Tom Terrific hasn’t gone under the knife to improve his looks — yet — but “surgery really may be his only option,” says the mole. “Gravity is always going to win. This time, Tom may just be vain enough to get a nip/ tuck.
“He can’t bear getting older and all the imperfections that come with it.”
“I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.”
- H.L. Mencken