President Biden fires border patrol agent by Argus Hamilton
HOLLYWOOD--God Bless America, and how's everybody?
President Biden infuriated the Border Patrol by wrongly saying they were abusing Haitians with their horse reins. It's always the same litany of woe. Today a Border Patrol agent was fired after a video showed him using Miracle Whip on his salad, recalling the darkest days of our country's past.
The White House noted the high beef prices Friday that are forcing stores to offer lower grade and cheaper meats. At my grocery store's meat section, I saw the butcher unloading a cart that contained boxes marked Boneless Pork Rectums. I thought, they're selling politicians by the case now.
President Biden issued an executive order last week requiring all federal workers in the United States to take the vaccination and provide proof. In other words, let me stick this in you or you will lose your job. Harvey Weinstein wasn't sexually harassing actresses, he was just following the science.
Fox News talked to a virologist who said only herd immunity will finally end Covid. It's really hard to get a handle on it. Covid is the first virus in history that doesn't spread at awards shows, BLM street protests, ruling elite charity galas and obnoxious birthday parties on Martha's Vineyard.
California governor Gavin Newsom ordered all bars, comedy clubs and rock venues to require vaccine cards for entry. Many taverns are doing all they can to get around the rules. One bar in downtown L.A. installed a voting booth outside the front door, so everyone can get in without an ID.
The Weather Channel forecasted a warm winter for most of the South and Midwest which sent climate change activists to their battle stations, and I hate to admit that every now and then, they have the evidence on their side. Do you remember the rap star Ice Cube? He's now a glass of water.
President Biden forgot the Australian prime minister's name while together they were finalizing the security pact between the U.S. and UK. Joe ended up calling him this fellow from Australia. If Joe Biden were a greeter at WalMart, he'd be standing at the front door and welcoming you to Target.
Kamala Harris's appearance on The View Friday was delayed for fifty minutes due to medical security issues. Before the show, two of the hosts tested positive for Covid, but after the show they were retested and tested negative. Apparently, the cure for corona virus is constant, shrill yammering.
Motor Trend magazine reports that Tesla Motors is now offering dashboard software that will allow you to switch to self-driving with just the push of a button. The technology is amazing on these Teslas.
In addition if you miss two straight payments, the car drives itself back to the dealership.
The CDC started including unvaccinated kids in Covid statistics Friday aimed at maintaining alarm and the need for government control. Have we tried throwing politicians into a volcano to appease the virus? Let's start with one and keep throwing them in one at a time until the virus is gone.
President Biden reported the migrant camp under the Del Rio bridge has been cleared out of illegal migrants Friday and he canceled all border patrol enforcement conducted on horseback. In addition, Biden unveiled his new immigration policy at the border. It's called No Juan Left behind.
The Los Angeles mayor campaign has become centered on our highly resourceful homeless population. On Sunday in Santa Monica, a homeless guy stood at an intersection going car to car, telling dirty jokes to drivers for one dollar. This just highlights how drug prices have come down.
The Chicago Tribune urged a truce in the Southside and suggested that poverty, drugs, gun trafficking, and video games be studied as contributory causes for the carnage. Video games are not to blame for gun violence. I never wanted to roll barrels at Italian plumbers in the Eighties.