2023 Ryder Cup scheduled for Italy in September
HOLLYWOOD --- God bless America, and how’s everybody?
The PGA announced that the 2023 Ryder Cup between the U.S. team and the World team will be played this September in Italy just outside Rome. The competition is always spirited and intense. The Ryder Cup harkens back to a happier time when America vs. the World was just a golf tournament.
El Nino rainstorms lashed Malibu Monday as Good Samaritans brought residents food and water. No one was short of anything, it’s just that some people will do anything to meet a director. El Nino got as far as the Arizona border before it changed its name to Duke Johnson to try to fool the Border Patrol.
Prince Harry it turns out didn’t actually kill 25 Taliban himself as he claimed in his book. Harry captured the 25 terrorists and then held them prisoner personally. He then spent hours whining and complaining about how life has treated him, and the Taliban grabbed his gun and killed themselves.
The Biden Administration ignited a firestorm Tuesday when its Consumer Products Safety chief announced a ban on the future sale of all gas-powered stoves. It overlooked political realities. For this White House and the last one I think the best method for cooking is by burning classified documents.
The Justice Department said it is reviewing classified material Biden took with him to his policy center ten years ago when he left the vice presidency. Biden could now face the same legal jeopardy Trump does for removing classified material. Like they say in Washington, payback is a Hillary Clinton.
President Biden was in Mexico City Monday for a three-nation summit with the Prime Minister of Canada and the president of Mexico. They are being pressured to solve the problem of border security. Lately there are so many Canadians living in Los Angeles, it hardly feels like Mexico anymore.
Mexico’s security for President Biden was a worry Monday due to the civil war with the Sineola cartel. Before Joe’s arrival, it took three thousand six hundred Mexican security forces all day long to detain and arrest one cocaine dealer. It shows the problems you face when you pay people by the hour.
President Biden vowed in Mexico City to protect migrants in desperate straits or fleeing political oppression. This week even a few North Koreans showed up at the border. My guess is, when they heard it was raining cats and dogs in California, they must have assumed it was an all you can eat buffet.
Senator Chuck Schumer said that the migrants are needed in the U.S. because Americans are not reproducing. A recent survey of single women said thirteen percent have said I love you to a man to get him to have sex with her. The other eighty-seven percent have said I love you just to get rid of the guy.
A Washington, D.C., appeals court is deciding if Trump is immune from E. Jean Carroll’s defamation lawsuit stemming from his
2019 denial that he once raped her in a New York department store. She says he defamed her by denying it. The instant Trump was born in 1946 the doctor slapped him with a subpoena.
Fox News reports Ukrainian army units are in Oklahoma learning how to operate Patriot missiles to shoot down Russian drones. Interestingly, during World War II the University of Oklahoma housed German prisoners in campus dorms. The Germans made great linebackers and how they LOVED to blitz.
Sir Richard Branson tried to make British history with its first space launch into orbit on Monday but it failed and it fell onto the water. In retaliation North Korea fired two missiles into the ocean. Illegal immigrants in Britain gave a huge sigh of relief knowing the Tories can’t send them to the moon.
GOP House Member and serial liar George Santos pretended to be a McCarthy aide to raise campaign money over the phone. Imagine the Speaker’s exasperation. Santos is proof to the GOP leadership that the world is NOT full of idiots, but they are strategically placed so that you run across one every day.