U.S. shoots down second spy balloon over Lake Huron
HOLLYWOOD --- God bless America, and how’s everybody?
The White House reported that another spy balloon was shot down over the Great Lakes Sunday, the third one downed over North America after the Chinese spy balloon made it to South Carolina. It’s epidemic. A U.S. Navy jet shot down a Mexican spy balloon today, resulting in candy all over El Paso.
The White House announced that President Biden will take his annual presidential physical on Thursday after several months of delay. It’s way overdue, and after all Biden is eighty. Last night Joe made it halfway up a flight of stairs when he decided to set up a base camp and try again in the morning.
The Super Bowl between Kansas City and Philadelphia on Sunday was the third highest watched sports event in history, drawing one hundred-thirteen million TV viewers. It was another big day for House Republican George Santos. He won another Super Bowl MVP and Rihanna is expecting his baby.
Philadelphia Eagles fans rioted Sunday after the referee’s defensive holding call might have cost the Eagles the Super Bowl. The city isn’t known for its good sportsmanship. In between football and baseball seasons, Philadelphia sports fans park their cars near the airport and boo the safe landings.
Philadelphia fans rioted over a defensive holding call in the last minute that allowed the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl. All I can say is, officiating has really changed since my generation played the game. Back in the late 1970s, if the referee caught you holding, you had to share your cocaine with him.
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak
Prescott was honored before the Super Bowl on Sunday with the Walter Payton Award for community service and outreach. It was of little consolation to us lifetime Dallas Cowboys fans. Already Rihanna’s unborn child has been in more Super Bowls than Dak Prescott.
Rihanna performed her past hits during the halftime show backed by dancers performing atop spotlighted dance platforms that rose up and down and hovered over the stadium. It was eerie. I’m starting to think all the UFOs this week were just Rihanna’s stages that floated away during rehearsals.
Donald Trump called Rihanna’s performance during the Super Bowl the worst halftime show in history. Her lurid hand gestures as well as her baby bump incited comment. Some praised Rihanna for performing while pregnant while others praised Rihanna for performing while suffering from jock itch.
White House spokesman John Kirby told reporters Monday the U.S. shot down three new objects out of the sky and we still don’t know just what they were. This is the wrong time for Americans to encounter space aliens. Imagine how we’ll have to hem and haw if they ask us to take them to our leader.
The Pentagon startled Americans Friday when they refused to rule out that the objects downed might be alien craft. Don’t believe any document we find in the wreckage that extends an offering to serve mankind. We’ve seen enough Twilight Zone episodes to warn President Biden that it’s a cookbook.
The White House stated categorically Monday that the three balloons shot down over Alaska, the Great Lakes and Canada last weekend were not space alien craft. We’re all on high alert. Yesterday I followed a Chinese spy balloon for 150 miles, but it turned out to be a bird dropping on my windshield.
U.S. Navy SEALs resumed retrieving the large Chinese spy balloon shot down off the coast of South Carolina. It was blasted into a million pieces. I would say the flight over the Carolinas in 1903 by the Wright Brothers had a happier ending than the flight over the Carolinas in 2023 by the Wong Brothers.
The Pentagon announced Friday a U.S. warplane fired a missile which shot down a flying object crossing U.S. air space thirty thousand feet over Alaska near the Canadian border. They said Biden ordered the jet to destroy the intended target. However the missile missed the oil pipeline and hit a UFO.