Hamilton has performed at Comedy Store 47 years
HOLLYWOOD --God bless America, and how’s everybody?
The Comedy Store today marks my 47th year performing on the Sunset Strip and at the Comedy Store in La Jolla. I got lonesome in La Jolla last week, so I filled up my blow-up doll with helium and now she’s playing hard to get. President Biden will shoot it down for four hundred thousand dollars.
Tik Tok aired a video that showed a lifeguard at the La Jolla Cove north of San Diego kicking a little girl out of the cove for throwing rocks at a sleeping sea lion. The cove, just below the town’s busy retail district, draws thousands of visitors every day. La Jolla is a Spanish phrase that means No Parking.
Disney is set to release Peter Pan and Wendy animated film in April about the boy who refused to grow up. Coincidentally
the lawyer in charge of my father’s trust told me we need to have a long chat about my immature behavior and attitudes. Like that’s going to happen during college spring break.
TCM on Sunday aired the 1956 Oscar-winning Around the World in 80 Days, bringing Jules Verne’s 1880s fantasy of world travel to the screen. That voyage can’t be done today. I don’t know about you, but due to recent events, I’ve taken balloon trips and train rides completely off my bucket list.
CNN said four young Americans were kidnapped in Matamoros, Mexico, Sunday, embarrassing the Mexican government. The State Department explained that they were seeking medicine. Mexico legalized user amounts of cocaine three years ago and Mexico is already offering to pay for the border wall.
South Carolina prominent lawyer Alex Murdaugh was led to state prison after his conviction for murdering his wife and son. It’s no surprise to people who witnessed the trial on cable TV every day that the guilty verdict was reached in three hours. The big surprise is that George Santos did not confess.
The Washington Examiner says leading Democrats are talking about running Hillary Clinton in 2024. It gives hope to preachers who predict the end is near. If the world doesn’t come to an end by a nuclear war betwen the U.S and Russia or U.S. and China, a ClintonTrump rematch is the next best thing.
President Biden gave an inspirational speech Sunday on the historic bridge at Selma, Alabama, the scene of past epic civil rights struggles. However while departing he stumbled going up the steps to Air Force One for the third time. Biden will never get his hands on my gun because I store it upstairs.
President Biden met with the Alaskan congressional delegation Monday who reported afterwards that Joe may reverse course and okay a huge oil field development in Alaska. The environmentalist leaders are furious. Joe is not behind Greta Thunberg because her security detail is doing their job right.
Governor Gavin Newsom pulled all California state pharmacy business from Walgreens after the chain agreed not to sell abortion pills where they are banned. Michael Moore called for a nationwide boycott of Walgreens and announced he’s going on a thirty-minute hunger strike. He’ll never make it.
Donald Trump gave a fiery speech at CPAC on Sunday and gave his best effort to focus on the future. He’s recently sneaked up to 46% in the polls. That’s because Trump has the same effect on the media as cocaine, and the Alex Murdaugh murder trial caused them to take their eye off the EightBall.
Dr. Fauci came under attack Monday as Covid’s Wuhan lab origins became clearer and clearer, apart from face masks turning out to be useless. The first sign of widespread resistance to Fauci’s directions came when he suggested Americans wear masks to protect other people. Know your audience.
The Weather Channel aired footage of a third consecutive week of freak winter storms battering Southern California, which brought thunder and lightning they never see out here. It turns out people in L.A. absolutely love to be outside during lightning strikes. They think somebody is taking their picture.