What would your horse’s dat­ing-app bio be?

Horse & Rider - - Saddle Chat -

Amy Lovell Gagne My name is Jack. I’m a sim­ple guy who likes to hang out in the pas­ture, but I don’t like to work out—can­ter­ing re­ally isn’t my thing.

Angie Stafford My name is Fatty, and I’m into yoga and deep-tis­sue stretch­ing. I’m self­ish and will refuse to give you any­thing in re­turn for your af­fec­tions. And I will steal all of your food.

Niki Welchel A sense of hu­mor is a must! I en­joy slow walks with­out hu­man lug­gage, be­cause rid­ing is over­rated. Ba­si­cally, I’m fab­u­lous.

Teresa Wardrip-Kee­ton They call me Foxy. If you don’t like my per­son­al­ity, just wait five min­utes and it’ll change. I like short, slow walks, as long as there are no plas­tic bags or yard-sale signs around. I’m a se­nior cit­i­zen but can still get feisty if you come near my food.

Terri Hatcher Tall, dark, and hand­some. I can’t go any­where with­out my fans com­ing over and ca­ress­ing me. Life with me is well-fed, ther­apy-filled, and lots of love. I’m a bar­rel horse who en­joys grand­chil­dren and ob­sta­cle cour­ses!

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