Which CELEBRITY MOM are you?

Take our quiz to find out how your parenting skills match up against these Hollywood matriarchs

MY KIDS’ BEDTIME IS…

A. 8 p.m sharp, no exceptions

B. I’d have to ask the nanny

C. Maybe 2 a.m.? We’re night owls! D. Whatever time is necessary to ensure a “clean sleep”

E. They just fall asleep whenever they feel like it

WHEN MY FIRST BABY WAS BORN, I TREATED MYSELF TO…

A. A tea party with my best girlfriends

B. A nude photo shoot

C. Champagne in the hot tub, darling!

D. A vagina steam

E. A new tattoo

BEST GIFT FOR MY KID:

A. A handcrafted baby scrapbook B. Their own spin-off show

C. A room full of butterflies

D. A play yurt for the yard E. A new knife

WHEN ANOTHER MOM AT SCHOOL IS CRITICAL, I RESPOND BY SAYING:

A. ”Bless her heart.”

B. “There’s no such thing as bad publicity.”

C. “I don’t know her.”

D. “Negativity is a toxin.” E. “I could easily seduce her husband.”