A chance meeting with Q# 10
Sitting on a park bench I noticed an odd rock on the ground, picked it up, and was pondering my find when a gentleman sat down next to me. He asked about my rock and I mentioned that I thought it might be a fossil and that launched an interesting dialogue.
Out of the blue he said, “they discovered a trilobite and human bone fragments on Mars, the Rover unearthed them.” I showed surprise since I hadn’t heard and he continued to tell me that it is being kept a secret. He said a NASA employee, who secretly is a member of the Illuminati, contacted the Pope who immediately called Biden and ordered him to keep it a secret because life somewhere else might complicate the religious view of the universe.
It sounded preposterous to me so instead of challenging what he said I just asked where he heard about it. He asked if I had heard of
QAnon and I said yes. He then said Q has someone in each state that is contacted first with new information and he was the California person. They do not use names, he is known as Q#10.
Since he was claiming to be a QAnon insider I asked him about the conspiracy theory Q pushes, that voting machines were hacked to change votes. I also asked about Q’s prediction that Trump would prevail and be inaugurated March 4th, 2021, then when that didn’t happen changed it to March 20th.
Now the buzz is it will happen August 13th.
Q#10 did not respond. Instead he said Q is about to announce a new charge about ballot changing. He asked if I knew QAnon’s starting point is that an international cabal, a Satanic cult, is running a global child sex trafficking ring with George Soros and Hillary Clinton as major figures. I responded that I had heard that.
The new allegation is that Soros and Clinton used the ring to change votes. Soros put up the money and Q will soon present evidence tracing the movement of Bitcoin to prove it. Trump votes were changed to Biden using some undetectable method after being stolen by the child sex slaves from ballot drop boxes and post offices.
Q#10 went on to say it is true that August will be when Trump is reinstated as president. Q#10 claimed Arizona ballots were being scanned with a secret device and process that can detect those vote switches and it will all be revealed soon.
Our conversation was interrupted when Q#10 received a text message. After scanning it he said, “this just in, new information and you are the first person we are telling this to, it wasn’t just Soros and Clinton involved. We have evidence Obama was too. Clinton set up the theft of bags of ballots temporarily stolen from Michigan post offices and taken to secret locations changing thousands of votes from Trump to Biden quickly and then brought back to the post office without anyone noticing.”
He went on to say, “While you might think that the years Stacey Abrams and her volunteers spent working to get out the African-American vote in Georgia tipped the scales there because they did turn out in record numbers, but those voters actually were for Trump. Obama organized the Georgia vote switch to Biden. That’s why Trump knows he won Georgia, after all, as he says, ‘AfricanAmericans love me’. They voted for Trump not Biden.”
Since this is in a newspaper, you know my tale is a parody and are hopefully laughing. But if I posted it on right-wing blogs the 23% of Republicans who follow Q, including Congressional representatives Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert, might swallow it hook line and sinker, especially if Tucker Carlson, who favors conspiracy ‘news’, picked it up.
The Arizona media-staged vote recount (not the audits already done by experienced auditors that found no irregularities) is being led by Doug Logan of Cyber Ninjis, with no auditing experience and who spread conspiracy theories before he was even given the contract. He will be revealing that his secret process has found evidence of those switched (as in conspiracy theory) votes.
Anyone can make up a conspiracy and there will always be some who will believe it. In 2002 a Fox poll found 8% of Americans still believe Elvis is alive. Maybe Elvis is still alive and switched 2020 votes because he did sing us a clue of his propensity for mail-in-ballot mysteries, “return to sender, address unknown, no such number, no such zone.”
(Tim Willoughby moved to the Eastern Sierra more than 10 years ago after a 30-year career as a teacher and principal. He was the Democratic candidate for the 25th Congressional District in 2004. Willoughby also pens a weekly local history column for the Aspen Times.)