I SPLIT MY PANTS IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF CHILDREN!

I babysit a six-year-old girl a few time a week. When the weather is nice, I take her to a local park, so that she can play with other kids. One time she asked me if I could lift her onto the monkey bars. When I bent down to grab her, I heard a ripping sound. I thought I could just ignore it, but then I heard a little boy say, “I can see her underwear!” Yep, my pants had split right down the seam. There’s nothing like getting shamed by a group of children! — Sherri, FL