Knives Illustrated

AN IDIOT IN THE BUSH

Tales of an everyday Joe bushcrafti­ng through the Australian wild

- BY PETER COLLIGAN

AS A CONSUMER OF KNIVES, THE HEALTHIEST MANTRA TO KEEP ON ALL KNIFE RELATED OCCASIONS … IS THIS: THESE TOOLS ARE TO MAKE MY LIFE MORE ENJOYABLE.

Itruly hope there is a proper bushcrafte­r contributi­ng to this issue of Knives Illustrate­d. You, dear reader, deserve more than me. What a skilled bushman can offer you are tales of knifeled conquests of adversity and triumphs of the minimalist ideal. A skilled bushman’s reflection­s can give you something to aspire to. Abundant skilled voices are out there; at the forefront of my mind is Mike Mcquarrie, a.k.a. MCQ Bushcraft on Youtube, whose well-filmed and calmly spoken films provide fuel and ambition for those who look at the bushcraft knife and feel an itch to really use it as a tool rather than to want it as an object.

I feel that same itch—the itch to escape the generic modern life and dirty my hands and blades in earnest rather than in theory. This article you’re reading, however, is a true story of failure, of how every time I reach to scratch that itch, I find myself reminded of what all our mothers told us: that often scratching an itch makes it worse. Nonetheles­s, my account speaks in more general terms of some less convention­al ways that people can enjoy a knife.

When it comes to bushcraft, I have no credential­s, though I do have a Youtube channel. It is moderately successful for my very specific niche interest—a knife fan channel with steel discussion and occasional satire of the industry. It’s successful to the point that when I stop making videos for a while, I get a few messages asking when my next video is.

But should you look to me about bushcraft? No, not as anything other than as a possible contempora­ry, a weekend warrior or average Joe being given a voice for a day to speak on my experience­s and views. Or as a cautionary tale, if you like.

“AM I THE ONLY KNIFE GUY WHO, WHEN I GO CAMPING IN A MORE TRADITIONA­L SENSE, COMES AWAY THINKING, ‘IT WAS FUN, BUT I THOUGHT THERE’D BE MORE KNIFE!’”

“LET’S TALK ABOUT CHOPPING WITH A KNIFE … THE INITIALLY GRATIFYING CHUNKS OF OUTER BARK FLYING AWAY IN THE EXPECTED V NOTCH SOON GAVE WAY TO THE MERCILESS SHOCK OF THE SEEMINGLY KNIFE-BLADE-REPELLANT WOODEN INTERIOR.”

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 ??  ?? Left: Peter Colligan is the creator of the wildly popular Cedric and Ada Outdoors Youtube Channel.
Left: Peter Colligan is the creator of the wildly popular Cedric and Ada Outdoors Youtube Channel.
 ??  ?? Left, Bottom: I thought there’d be more knife!
Left, Bottom: I thought there’d be more knife!
 ??  ?? Left, Top: Whether you’re an experience­d bushcrafte­r or an idiot in the outback, you’re going to need a lot of tools.
Left, Top: Whether you’re an experience­d bushcrafte­r or an idiot in the outback, you’re going to need a lot of tools.
 ??  ?? Chopping with a fixed blade may not be as much fun as you think.
Chopping with a fixed blade may not be as much fun as you think.
 ??  ?? A big fixed blade is always good to have in the bush.
A big fixed blade is always good to have in the bush.

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