Las Vegas Review-Journal (Sunday) - - PUZZLES -

1. I told my cursed doc­tor about my mem­ory loss prob­lem and he in­sisted I pay him im­me­di­ately.

2. An out­pa­tient com­plained, very scared: “I think I’m in­vis­i­ble!” His doc­tor replied knowl­edge­ably: “I can’t see you right now!”

3. A ninety year old pa­tient told his doc­tor he thought he might die soon. “Don’t worry, that’s nor­mal for your age!” was the friendly doc­tor’s re­sponse.

4. The med­i­cal re­cep­tion­ist told me hap­pily all the forms were elec­tronic. Then she gave me twelve dingy forms to fill in.

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