The Bachelor

JAN. 7, 8 P. M., ABC

After failing to find love with Bachelorette Becca Kufrin or her BFF Tia Booth, Colton Underwood hopes the third time’s the charm. After all, what does the former NFL player have to lose — besides his virginity? “That’s just a small part of who I am,” he insists. “Hopefully at the end of this I’m down on one knee.” That may take a Hail Mary. In the — say it with us — most dramatic season yet, Colton is seen hurling himself over a gate trying to flee the Bachelor mansion!