say WHAT?!

ONLY CELEBS CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS!

“WE SAID IF WE’RE NOT MARRIED BY 40, WE WILL GET MARRIED... BECAUSE WE’D BE GOOD ROOMIES.”

— MILLIE BOBBY BROWN ON STRANGER THINGS CO-STAR NOAH SCHNAPP

“I’M SO DEEPLY THANKFUL FOR ALL THE JOBS THAT I DIDN'T GET BECAUSE I AUDIRIONED FOR A LOT OF REALLY TERRIBLE COMMERCIALS AND NOT QUALITY TELEVISION. AND SO, I THINK IT WAS A LOT OF GOOD FORTUNE THAT NO ONE WANTED ME."

— JULIA ROBERTS ON HER EARLY DAYS OF ACTING

“SO MANY UNSOLICITED DICK PICS COME THROUGH, MAYBE I’LL START A COFFEE-TABLE BOOK.”

— TIFFANY HADDISH ON HER NSFW SOCIAL MEDIA DMS

"I DARED TO ASK THE QUEEN, ‘WHAT IS HER MAJESTY’S COCKTAIL OF CHOICE?’ AND SHE SAID, ‘OOH, MARTINI.’”

— TOM HANKS ON DINING WITH QUEEN ELIZABETH II IN 2011

“WAXING HAS BEEN AN EDUCATION, TO SAY THE LEAST. IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST PAINFUL EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE.”

SIMU LIU ON PREPPING HIS BODY TO FILM BARBIE