Marin Independent Journal

You may be boss of someone, but not me

- Local restaurant. Follow him at jeffburkha­rt. net and contact him at jeffbarfly­IJ@outlook.com

He walked in like he owned the place. First, he ignored the hostess and walked up to the bar. Then he stood in between the two brass handrails, which most people know is the cocktail service station and most people understand is not where you should stand. “Excuse me,” he said.

Never mind that I was in the process of taking a long complicate­d food order, followed by an equally long and complicate­d drink order, which in the service industry is the opposite way of doing things. But the service industry is operated by people trying to make things more efficient and opposed by those who have a different goal.

“Excuse me,” he said again. “Just a minute,” I had to say when it was apparent that the obviousnes­s of the task at hand wasn't going to do it.

Occasional­ly, customers will just blurt out something as you pass by, regardless of whether you are carrying a tray of drinks, or wheeling someone on a gurney. The first happens a lot, the second has only happened to me once, but still.

“Excuse me.”

“Hang on just one frickin' second,” I wanted to say. But what came out was a much more profession­al, “Just one second, sir.” “Excuse me.”

Some people really don't get it.

“What wines do you have?” he asked.

I pointed at the giant illuminate­d fluorescen­t inked chalkboard hanging on the wall not far from him. He seemed startled at his own impercepti­on.

“Do you have gewürztram­iner?”

“Is it on the board?” I wanted to say, but instead just shook my head.

“Do you have Riesling? I looked at the board, deliberate­ly, and then looked at him. “I have a grüner,” I said. “What's that?”

“It's an off-dry white wine from Austria that is similar to gewürztram­iner and some Rieslings.”

By now, the cocktail server had to get into her station. “Excuse me,” she said. He looked at her and then didn't move.

“Excuse me,” she said again. Again, nothing. It is ironic that the people who need most to be seen, heard or acknowledg­ed are usually the ones who will not see, hear or acknowledg­e anyone else.

“Can you please move,” she asked, finally bumping him with her tray full of glassware.

“That will be $12.53,” I said. “The board says $11.50,” he countered.

“Plus tax,” I replied.

“It doesn't say that.”

I pointed at the “plus tax” written on the board.

Perception myopia causes some people to only retain what they want from their reading. This type of myopia is true with

books on politics and especially true with books on religion.

“You charge tax?” he asked, as if businesses have a choice. “I own a restaurant.”

Owning a business doesn't make you an expert. It can, but sometimes it doesn't. In fact, in some cases, it has the opposite effect because some owners stop asking questions and as a consequenc­e also stop learning. They believe they don't have to anymore, and nobody is going to make them. I once worked at a nightclub where the owner hired a 19-yearold cocktail server. He didn't know — because he didn't ask — that everyone in the club had to be at least 21, including the staff. Oops.

“Can you put it on the table?” he asked, pointing at a table that wasn't empty yet.

“Are you sure you are going to that table?” I asked.

“Yes.”

Except he didn't go to that table. He went to a table on the back patio. I know because I had to look for him for 10 minutes.

Later, he stopped by the bar again.

“Your board is wrong,” he said.

“It is?”

“You have the region for the grüner wrong,” he said, pointing at the name of the winery. “You need to change it.”

Funny how an hour ago he didn't even know what grüner was.

“That's the producer,” I said. “The area for the region says `Austria.' We don't want to be too specific with foreign wines.”

He still insisted it was wrong, even after I drew an imaginary line down all the regions on the board: France, Italy and Spain.

“OK,” I said finally. “Well,” he said, crossing his arms.

“Well, what?”

“Aren't you going to change it?”

Which left me with these thoughts:

• I think he meant now.

• The big fish in the small pond doesn't last long when it finds itself in the ocean.

• “I've always found that the speed of the boss is the speed of the team,” American automobile executive Lee Iacocca once said.

• A boss in one location can be a real knucklehea­d in another.

• You might own a restaurant, but you don't own this one.

Jeff Burkhart is the author of “Twenty Years Behind Bars: The Spirited Adventures of a Real Bartender, Vol. I and II,” the host of the Barfly Podcast on iTunes and an awardwinni­ng bartender at a

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