FROM BAD TO WORSE
A sampling of whiffs from Benjamin’s new book, Failure Is an Option.
OH, SHIT At a park, Benjamin chats up another parent—as his newborn chews on a dog turd.
PICKED CLEAN He watches as a neighbor’s house gets robbed, tells the burglars where he lives, then gets robbed himself a week later.
BAD ACTORS He hires two gay escorts to perform with him in a live comedy routine, basically gets scammed out of $500, and earns $10 for performing.