Mindy Kaling hasn’t gone to Newark, yet
Remember when Cory Booker very earnestly, very thirstily asked Mindy Kaling out on a date over Twitter? That was a month ago. Now, despite what we all witnessed with our own eyes, Booker is now playing this off like there was nothing romantic about his intentions. “Well first of all, don’t read too into it about ‘asking out,’” Booker told Vanity Fair. “I want to sort of take the romantic aspect out of it and talk more about how she’s amazing … We’ll see what happens in the future.”
What I am inferring from this statement is that Kaling is too busy and or not actually interested in Booker and he has made it his life goal to get her over to New Jersey so he can show her that he just really, really cares about her. And he’ll never give up.
Kaling — make sure you put him down easy, OK?