LET’S POUND SOME SELTZAH’S!
By now you’ve heard that Rob Gronkowski is going all-in on the Tom Brady diet. No tomatoes, no carbs, no fun.
Of course a big part of the Brady diet is “no alcohol,” which could be an issue for Gronk. No. 87 can barely get through a championship parade without doing a few 12-ounce curls and you can’t really say no to a drink in Vegas or on a cruise ship (two of Gronk’s favorite places in the universe).
Brady’s quack doctor, Alex Guerrero, says that for every one alcoholic beverage you drink you have to consume at least three glasses of water to “make up for the cheating,” which means Gronk might have to use the Jim McNally Memorial Restroom at Gillette Stadium like 8-10 times per game this fall.
(Story referenced appeared in the Boston Herald)