TAKE THAT, LEO

Bar Re­faeli an­nounced baby No. 2.

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Mariah Carey re­cently cel­e­brated her 47th birth­day — I’m sorry, 47th an­niver­sary — in Cabo San Lu­cas. There was sun! There was fun! But more im­por­tantly? She spent that time with her “boyfriend,” Bryan Tanaka, 33.

Is it real love? Or is their re­la­tion­ship just a ploy for Mariah’s re­al­ity show, “Mariah’s World”? I lit­er­ally do not know! Here’s what we do know.

At the very least, he is gain­fully em­ployed.

Tanaka is chiefly a chore­og­ra­pher slash dancer type. In fact, he and Mimi met back in 2006 when he took the stage as a backup dancer on her Ad­ven­tures of Mimi tour. Now, he’s her cre­ative direc­tor, which, nepo­tism much?

He’s been creep­ing on her for a while.

Tanaka told E! News that he and Carey were meant to be, or what­ever. “Some­thing con­nected with us back in the day and there was just a mu­tual ad­mi­ra­tion. She saw some­thing in me that I ac­tu­ally didn’t rec­og­nize at first.” Cute, I guess!

He takes lap dances very se­ri­ously.

MC once gave Tanaka an on­stage lap dance to uh, “help” his in­jured knee. As ex­pected, the ex­pe­ri­ence filled Tanaka with un­bri­dled joy. “That mo­ment when I got to go on stage for a sec­ond, it was a spe­cial mo­ment in time for Mariah and my­self. I’m not gonna lie it made me feel a lot bet­ter.” Mod­ern medicine, am I right?

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