TAKE THAT, LEO
Bar Refaeli announced baby No. 2.
Mariah Carey recently celebrated her 47th birthday — I’m sorry, 47th anniversary — in Cabo San Lucas. There was sun! There was fun! But more importantly? She spent that time with her “boyfriend,” Bryan Tanaka, 33.
Is it real love? Or is their relationship just a ploy for Mariah’s reality show, “Mariah’s World”? I literally do not know! Here’s what we do know.
At the very least, he is gainfully employed.
Tanaka is chiefly a choreographer slash dancer type. In fact, he and Mimi met back in 2006 when he took the stage as a backup dancer on her Adventures of Mimi tour. Now, he’s her creative director, which, nepotism much?
He’s been creeping on her for a while.
Tanaka told E! News that he and Carey were meant to be, or whatever. “Something connected with us back in the day and there was just a mutual admiration. She saw something in me that I actually didn’t recognize at first.” Cute, I guess!
He takes lap dances very seriously.
MC once gave Tanaka an onstage lap dance to uh, “help” his injured knee. As expected, the experience filled Tanaka with unbridled joy. “That moment when I got to go on stage for a second, it was a special moment in time for Mariah and myself. I’m not gonna lie it made me feel a lot better.” Modern medicine, am I right?