Chris Pratt doesn’t want to take a photo with you, sorry

Metro USA (New York) - - Gossip -

Chris Pratt knows you love him, but he will not con­sent to tak­ing a pho­to­graph with you. In an interview with “Cigar Afi­cionado” the “Guardians of the Gal­axy Vol. 2” star re­veals that he just wants to live a nor­mal life. “I just don’t take pic­tures with peo­ple. Be­cause that’s not about en­joy­ing the moment; it’s about steal­ing the moment to brag about later.” I guess be­ing rich and famous is just a dang bur­den, huh?

I like Pratt. But some­times, when he opens his mouth, I just want to gently place my fin­ger over his seem­ingly well mois­tur­ized lips and say “Sh­hhh ... just be pretty and charm­ing and stick to your PR lady’s talk­ing points.”

Since Pratt won’t take a pic­ture with me, here’s a short list of peo­ple and or things I’d rather fea­ture on my In­sta­gram Story.

Michael Fass­ben­der — he’s hot, he’s Ir­ish, he acts good. The hunch­back of Notre Dame from the Dis­ney movie “The Hunch­back of Notre Dame.” A pile of patchouli­tainted, to­bac­costained scarves that for­merly be­longed to Johnny Depp — the man knows his scarves, OK!? So yeah, Pratt. I will sur­vive.

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