Chris Pratt doesn’t want to take a photo with you, sorry
Chris Pratt knows you love him, but he will not consent to taking a photograph with you. In an interview with “Cigar Aficionado” the “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2” star reveals that he just wants to live a normal life. “I just don’t take pictures with people. Because that’s not about enjoying the moment; it’s about stealing the moment to brag about later.” I guess being rich and famous is just a dang burden, huh?
I like Pratt. But sometimes, when he opens his mouth, I just want to gently place my finger over his seemingly well moisturized lips and say “Shhhh ... just be pretty and charming and stick to your PR lady’s talking points.”
Since Pratt won’t take a picture with me, here’s a short list of people and or things I’d rather feature on my Instagram Story.
Michael Fassbender — he’s hot, he’s Irish, he acts good. The hunchback of Notre Dame from the Disney movie “The Hunchback of Notre Dame.” A pile of patchoulitainted, tobaccostained scarves that formerly belonged to Johnny Depp — the man knows his scarves, OK!? So yeah, Pratt. I will survive.