What would a pres­i­dency un­der Dwayne John­son look like?

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Dwayne John­son just won’t stop talk­ing about maybe run­ning for pres­i­dent in the year 2020. I’m not so sure we’ll even make it to the year 2020, but the 45-year-old “Bay­watch” star is richer than me and there­fore way more op­ti­mistic.

John­son he showed up to “Satur­day Night Live” to (maybe) jok­ingly an­nounce that he would be run­ning for pres­i­dent

with Tom Hanks as his run­ning mate. Oh my days!

How­ever, I think it’s im­por­tant to con­sider who, ex­actly, would be in his cabi­net. Here are my sug­ges­tions.

Tom Hanks, of course, as vice pres­i­dent, giv­ing us the Joe Bi­den sass and ca­ma­raderie we so miss.

Jesse Ven­tura as sec­re­tary of state. The Rock needs some­one from his pro wrestling past that he can trust.

Sec­re­tary of de­fense would be Zac Efron. He has a very strong core.

Sec­re­tary of ed­u­ca­tion? Bren­dan Fraser. They were both in those “Mummy” movies, right?

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