The best man at Pippa Mid­dle­ton’s wed­ding was ac­tu­ally the worst

Metro USA (New York) - - Gossip -

You know how Pippa Mid­dle­ton fi­nally mar­ried her very rich beau, James Matthews, this week­end? No, I know — I was too fo­cused on what­ever was hap­pen­ing with Meghan Markle and The Hot Gin­ger Prince, too. But af­ter all, it was Pippa’s day, so let’s give her some at­ten­tion for a lit­tle while.

Ac­cord­ing to E! News, the re­cep­tion was the per­fect op­por­tu­nity for Matthew’s best man, Justin Jo­hannsen, to make some un­com­fort­able bro-y jokes. Hooray!

The bawdy grooms­man started off by re­fer­ring to 33-yearold Pippa as the love of James’ life, deem­ing her “beau­ti­ful” and “en­er­getic” and “loyal” and … “soft­mouthed.” He added that she “comes on com­mand” and has a “great be­hind.” Oh, dear. “But that’s enough about James’ spaniel,” he quipped. “I’m here to talk about James’ love, Pippa.” Wow, this dude sounds like a night­mare!

But he said some nice stuff, too. Ad­dress­ing Pippa di­rectly he said, “I think I can say for ev­ery­one, that you look stun­ning. The im­age of per­fec­tion … You make James ex­tremely happy.” Nice, I guess!

Clas­sic Bri­tish hu­mor, I guess.

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