How To Not Get Your Brain Eaten When The Zombies Come

As Florida’s greatest zombie expert, Rollins College Professor Eric Smaw gets asked a lot of questions. After “couldn’t you change my grade to an A?” the most frequent one is, “What do I do when the inevitable zombie apocalypse breaks out?” His answer:

1. “Make sure you have enough food, water and ammo on hand

2. “My students say that when you lazily fail to do that, just run to Walmart and hunker down, because Walmart has tons of all that stuff.”

3. “Maintain a strong wireless connection, so that as the zombies swarm in, you can visit the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s zombie apocalypse web page. Which, believe it or not, is an actual, real thing: https://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombie/index.htm “