THIS WEEK’S MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS
A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress. (cc) . . . . . . . . E! 8:00 pm . . . . Hancock ›› (’ 08, Action)
Will Smith. A scruffy superhero protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat. (cc) PARMT 8:00 pm . . . . . Love & Basketball ››› (’00, Romance) Sanaa Lathan. From childhood to early adulthood, two friends fall in love while trying to establish basketball careers. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . VH1 8:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Amazing Spider-Man ››› (’ 12, Action) Andrew Garfield. Premiere. Peter Parker’s quest to solve his parents’ disappearance puts him on a collision course with a scientist’s deadly alter ego, the Lizard. (cc) . FREE 8:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Sponge
Bob Movie: Sponge Out of Water ››› (’15, Children’s) Voices of Tom Kenny. Live action/animated. Perpetual adversaries SpongeBob and Plankton join forces and come ashore to battle a pirate who has plans for the stolen Krabby Patties recipe. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NICK 8:00 pm . . . . . . . . Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb ›› (’ 14, Children’s) Ben Stiller. Premiere. Upon learning that the museum’s magic is disappearing, night watchman Larry Daley sets out on an epic quest to the British Museum in London to save his friends one last time. (cc) AMC 8:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Story of Louis Pasteur ››› (’ 36, Biography) Paul Muni. French scientist Louis Pasteur discovers cures for rabies and anthrax, and develops a process for sterilizing raw milk. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM 9:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Diary of a Mad Black Woman ›› (’ 05, Comedy-Drama) Kimberly Elise. A woman must put her life back together after her husband of 18 years abruptly kicks her out of the house. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BET 9:00 pm . . . . . . . Transporter 3 ›› (’ 08, Action) Jason Statham. Mob courier Frank Martin and the subject of his assignment, a cynical Ukrainian woman, are fitted with shackles that will explode if they wander too far from his car. (cc) . . . . . . . . . SYFY 10:00 pm . . . . Logan ››› (’ 17, Action) Hugh Jackman. In the near future, a weary Logan cares for an ailing Professor X while protecting a young mutant girl from the dark forces that want to capture her. (cc) FX
10:00 pm . . . . . Sister Kenny ››› (’ 46, Biography) Rosalind Russell. Australian Elizabeth Kenny graduates from nursing school and becomes famous for her treatment of polio. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM 10:15 pm. . . . . . . Ferris Bueller’s Day Off ››› (’ 86, Comedy) Matthew Broderick. A cool teen plays hooky in Chicago with his girlfriend, his buddy and the classic Ferrari of his buddy’s father. (cc). . AMC 11:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . Think Like a Man
Too ›› (’ 14, Romance-Comedy) Adam Brody. As Michael and Candace prepare to marry in Las Vegas, their friends struggle with life-changing decisions of their own. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . VH1 11:15 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . American Sniper ››› (’ 14, War) Bradley Cooper. Sniper and U.S. Navy SEAL Chris Kyle saves many lives on battlefields in Iraq while striving to be a good husband and father to his loved ones back in America. (cc)
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FRIDAY
6:00 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Madame Curie ››› (’ 43, Biography) Greer Garson. After a laboratory courtship, the Polish scientist and her French husband discover radium in 1898. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM 7:00 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Keep Watching ›› (’ 17, Horror) Bella Thorne. Home intruders force members of a family to play a terrifying game of life or death. As the mysterious rules become clear, they soon learn that their nightmare is streaming live to viewers all around the world. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FX 9:30 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Keep Watching ›› (’ 17, Horror) Bella Thorne. Home intruders force members of a family to play a terrifying game of life or death. As the mysterious rules become clear, they soon learn that their nightmare is streaming live to viewers all around the world. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FX 9:30 am Some Like It Hot ›››› (’ 59, Comedy) Tony Curtis. To evade gangsters, two men don skirts and makeup and join an all-girl band with a sizzling singer. (cc) TCM
10:15 am The Blues Brothers ››› (’ 80, Musical Comedy) John Belushi. Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues, brothers on a mission from God, bomb around Chicago in an old police car, reuniting their hot band. (cc) AMC
11:30 am Upgrade ››› (’ 18, Science Fiction) Logan Marshall-Green. An artificial intelligence implant called STEM gives a paralyzed man superhuman strength and agility — skills he uses to seek revenge against the thugs who killed his wife. (cc) FX
11:30 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Meet the Browns ›› (’ 08, Comedy-Drama) Tyler Perry. Soon after losing her job, a single mother takes her brood to Georgia for her father’s funeral and meets his uproarious clan for the first time. (cc) . . . . . . . . VH1 11:45 am . . . . . . The Apartment ›››› (’60, Comedy-Drama) Jack Lemmon. A corporate climber, whose boss and others use his apartment for hanky-panky, aids a young woman. (cc). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM
1:15 pm Ferris Bueller’s Day Off ››› (’ 86, Comedy) Matthew Broderick. A cool teen plays hooky in Chicago with his girlfriend, his buddy and the classic Ferrari of his buddy’s father. (cc). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AMC
1:30 pm. . . . . . Logan ››› (’ 17, Action) Hugh Jackman. In the near future, a weary Logan cares for an ailing Professor X while protecting a young mutant girl from the dark forces that want to capture her. (cc) FX
2:00 pm . . . . . Love & Basketball ››› (’00, Romance) Sanaa Lathan. From childhood to early adulthood, two friends fall in love while trying to establish basketball careers. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . VH1 2:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Amazing Spider-Man ››› (’ 12, Action) Andrew Garfield. Peter Parker’s quest to solve his parents’ disappearance puts him on a collision course with a scientist’s deadly alter ego, the Lizard. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . FREE 2:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The Prisoner of Second Avenue ››› (’75, Comedy-Drama) Jack Lemmon. An advertising executive loses his job and his sanity because of the recession and the hectic pace of Manhattan life. (cc) TCM 3:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . American Sniper ››› (’ 14, War) Bradley Cooper. Sniper and U.S. Navy SEAL Chris Kyle saves many lives on battlefields in Iraq while striving to be a good husband and father to his loved ones back in America. (cc)
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3:45 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb ›› (’ 14, Children’s) Ben Stiller. Upon learning that the museum’s magic is disappearing, night watchman Larry Daley sets out on an epic quest to the British Museum in London to save his friends one last time. (cc) AMC 4:00 pm . . . . . . . . . The A-Team ›› (’ 10, Action) Liam Neeson. Framed to take the fall for a heinous crime, an elite operative and his men go rogue, using their special talents to clear their names and find the real perpetrator. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . TNT 4:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The Sunshine Boys ››› (’ 75, Comedy) Walter Matthau. After a long separation, two former vaudeville partners reunite to renew their friendship and their feud. (cc) TCM
4:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . The Equalizer ››
(’14, Action) Denzel Washington. A former commando comes out of retirement and puts his special skills to work to rescue a girl who is under the control of ruthless Russian mobsters. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . FX 5:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Diary of a Mad Black Woman ›› (’ 05, Comedy-Drama) Kimberly Elise. A woman must put her life back together after her husband of 18 years abruptly kicks her out of the house. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BET 5:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Clueless ››› (’95, Comedy) Alicia Silverstone. A Beverly Hills teen plays matchmaker for teachers, transforms a bad dresser and examines her own existence. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . VH1 5:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tarzan ››› (’99, Children’s) Voices of Tony Goldwyn. Animated. A man raised by apes in the African jungle encounters a professor, his daughter and a suspicious hunter. (cc) FREE 6:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . Tremors ›› (’ 90, Horror) Kevin Bacon. Four big worms with multiple tongues dig high-speed around people in the middle of nowhere. (cc) AMC 6:00 pm . . . . . . The Goodbye Girl ›››
(’77, Romance-Comedy) Richard Dreyfuss. A divorced dancer and her daughter must room with an off-off-Broadway actor. (cc) TCM
6:30 pm . . . . . . . Transporter 3 ›› (’ 08, Action) Jason Statham. Mob courier Frank Martin and the subject of his assignment, a cynical Ukrainian woman, are fitted with shackles that will explode if they wander too far from his car. (cc) . . . . . . . . . SYFY 7:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Legally Blonde ›› (’ 01, Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. A sorority queen enrolls in Harvard to prove to her former boyfriend that she has more than good looks. (cc) BRV
7:00 pm . . . Teen Beach Movie ›› (’ 13,
Musical Comedy) Ross Lynch. Two young surfers find romance when they magically become part of a movie musical. (cc) DISN 7:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Bug’s
Life ››› (’ 98, Children’s) Voices of Dave Foley. Animated. An inventor ant teams up with other insects to keep a gang of grasshoppers from terrorizing his colony. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FREE
7:30 pm Deadpool 2 ››› (’ 18, Action) Ryan Reynolds. Wisecracking mercenary Deadpool must protect a teenage mutant from Cable — a genetically enhanced soldier from the future. He soon joins forces with Bedlam, Shatterstar, Domino and other mutants to battle Cable and his powerful advanced weaponry. (cc) FX
7:30 pm Ocean’s 8 ›› (’ 18, Comedy) Sandra Bullock. Criminal mastermind Debbie Ocean and seven other female thieves try to pull off the heist of the century at New York’s annual Met Gala. Their target — a necklace that’s worth more than $150 million. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TBS 8:00 pm . . . . . . Tyler Perry’s The Single Moms Club ›› (’ 14, Comedy-Drama) Nia Long. Brought together by their children’s potential expulsion from school, diverse single mothers form a support group to help one another overcome life’s challenges. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BET 8:00 pm . . Enough ›› (’ 02, Suspense) Jennifer Lopez. After running away fails, a terrified woman empowers herself in order to battle her abusive husband. (cc) LIFE
8:00 pm . . . . . . Tremors II: Aftershocks
›› (’ 96, Horror) Fred Ward. The Mexican government hires two handymen to battle huge man-eating worms plaguing an oil field. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AMC 8:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The T.A.M.I. Show ››› (’ 64, Documentary) Florence Ballard. The Santa Monica, Calif., concert includes Jan & Dean, the Rolling Stones, Chuck Berry, James Brown, Lesley Gore, Marvin Gaye, the Supremes. TCM 8:50 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Teen Beach 2 ›› (’ 15, Musical Comedy) Ross Lynch. When characters from the movie musical Wet Side Story get stuck in the real world, teens Brady and Mack must find a way to return them home. (cc) . . . . . . . . . DISN 9:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Legally Blonde ›› (’ 01, Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. A sorority queen enrolls in Harvard to prove to her former boyfriend that she has more than good looks. (cc) BRV
9:00 pm . . . . . . Zombieland ››› (’ 09, Comedy) Woody Harrelson. Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SYFY 9:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Clueless ›››
(’95, Comedy) Alicia Silverstone. A Beverly Hills teen plays matchmaker for teachers, transforms a bad dresser and examines her own existence. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . VH1 9:00 pm . . . . . . . . . Monsters, Inc. ›››
(’01, Children’s) Voices of John Goodman. Animated. A blue behemoth and his short, one-eyed assistant work in a giant factory that exists to scare children. (cc). FREE
9:45 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Save the Last Dance ›› (’ 01, Romance) Julia Stiles. A white teenager moves to Chicago after her mother’s death and falls for a black student who shares her love of dance. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TBS 10:15 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tremors 3: Back to Perfection ›› (’ 01, Action) Michael Gross. Mutated graboids return to feast on the residents of Perfection, threatening its new status as a tourist attraction. (cc) AMC 10:15 pm Let the Good Times Roll ››› (’73, Documentary) Filmmakers Sid Levin and Robert Abel spotlight 1950s rock with clips of Little Richard, Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, Fats Domino. (cc) . . . . . . . TCM 11:00 pm . . . . . . . Home Again ›› (’ 17, Romance-Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. Separated from her husband, Alice lets three young men — Harry, George and Teddy — stay in her guesthouse. As Alice develops a budding romance with Harry, her newfound happiness comes crashing down when her ex shows up with a suitcase in his hand. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . BRV 11:00 pm Deadpool 2 ››› (’ 18, Action) Ryan Reynolds. Wisecracking mercenary Deadpool must protect a teenage mutant from Cable — a genetically enhanced soldier from the future. He soon joins forces with Bedlam, Shatterstar, Domino and other mutants to battle Cable and his powerful advanced weaponry. (cc) FX 11:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Superbad ››› (’ 07, Comedy) Jonah Hill. Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high-school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . VH1 MIDNIGHT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Boxtrolls ››› (’ 14, Children’s) Voices of Isaac Hempstead-Wright. Animated. A boy and his new friend hatch a plan to save a community of mischievous cavern-dwellers from the villainous townsman who plans to exterminate them. (cc) FREE MIDNIGHT Elvis: That’s the Way It Is ››› (’70, Documentary) Elvis Presley. Clips show Elvis Presley backstage, in rehearsal, and on the road before his 1970 Las Vegas opening night. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM
SATURDAY
6:00 am . . . . . . . The Biggest Bundle of Them All ›› (’ 68, Comedy) Vittorio De Sica. A kidnapped mobster persuades his captors to help him rob platinum ingots from a train. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM 7:00 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time ›› (’10, Adventure) Jake Gyllenhaal. A prince and princess confront dark forces as they attempt to safeguard an ancient dagger that can reverse time and allow its possessor to rule the world. (cc) . . . . FREE 8:00 am Mission: Impossible II ››› (’ 00, Action) Tom Cruise. Premiere. IMF agent Ethan Hunt and his team try to stop a former agent from unleashing a deadly, engineered virus. (cc) . . . . . . . . . PARMT
8:28 am Isle of Fury ›› (’ 36, Adventure) Humphrey Bogart. An island fugitive and his bride make room for a shipwrecked detective. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM 9:00 am . . . . . . Jason Bourne ›› (’ 16, Action) Matt Damon. Living off the grid for 10 years, former CIA operative Jason Bourne finds himself back in action battling a sinister network that utilizes terror and technology to maintain unchecked power. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FX 9:00 am . . . . . . . . The A-Team ›› (’ 10, Action) Liam Neeson. Framed to take the fall for a heinous crime, an elite operative and his men go rogue, using their special talents to clear their names and find the real perpetrator. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . TNT 9:30 am . . . . Pirates of the Caribbean:
The Curse of the Black Pearl ››› (’ 03, Adventure) Johnny Depp. A swashbuckler must rescue a governor’s daughter from a pirate and his mates, who turn into skeletons by moonlight. (cc) . . . . FREE 10:00 am . . . . . . . . Monster-in-Law ›› (’05, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Lopez. A woman fights back when her fiance’s