THIS WEEK’S MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS
8:30 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The Goonies ››› (’ 85, Children’s) Coastal Oregon kids follow the treasure map of pirate One-Eyed Willie past his deadly traps to gold. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SYFY
8:30 pm Olympus Has Fallen ›› (’ 13, Action) America’s national security team must rely on a disgraced former guard to save the president after terrorists seize control of the White House, taking the chief of state hostage. (cc) . . USA
8:30 pm There’s Something About Mary ››› (’98, Romance-Comedy) A geek hires a sleazy private eye to report on a woman he has adored since high school. (cc). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FREE
9:00 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Training Day ››› (’ 01, Crime Drama) A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes. (cc) . . . . . BET
9:30 pm Wedding Crashers ››› (’ 05, Comedy) Two divorce mediators spend a wild weekend partying with a politician and his eccentric family. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PARMT
9:45 pm Old Acquaintance ››› (’ 43, Drama) Two best friends from girlhood clash over the years as serious writer and racy novelist. (cc) . TCM 10:00 pm Romeo Must Die ›› (’ 00, Action) While seeking vengeance for his brother’s murder, a former Hong Kong policeman falls for his foe’s daughter. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . VH1 10:03 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kidnap
›› (’ 17, Action) A typical afternoon in the park turns into a nightmare for single mother Karla Dyson when kidnappers snatch her young son Frankie. With no cellphone and no time to wait for police, Dyson embarks on a high-speed car chase to save her beloved child. (cc) . . . LIFE 11:00 pm Fargo ››› (’ 96, Comedy) A pregnant police chief probes the murderous events that evolved from a desperate car salesman’s kidnapping scheme. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AMC 11:02 pm Olympus Has Fallen ›› (’ 13, Action) America’s national security team must rely on a disgraced former guard to save the president after terrorists seize control of the White House, taking the chief of state hostage. (cc) . . USA 11:30 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory ››› (’ 71, Children’s) A poor boy and his grandfather win a tour through the marvelous factory of a wily confectioner. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SYFY
11:45 pm Wise Girl ›› (’ 37, Comedy) A socialite goes bohemian to save her sister’s children from their starving-artist father in Greenwich Village. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM 12:01 am. . . . . . Sleeping With the Enemy ››
(’91, Suspense) The battered wife of a yuppie neat-freak fakes her death at sea and flees from Cape Cod to Iowa. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . LIFE 12:30 am Coming to America ››› (’ 88, Comedy) Pampered Prince Akeem of Zamunda comes to New York with his royal sidekick to find a truelove bride. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PARMT 12:30 am. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Creed ›››
(’15, Drama) Long-retired boxer Rocky Balboa agrees to train Apollo Creed’s son to become a fighter, even as the former champ battles an opponent deadlier than any he ever faced in the ring. (cc). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . VH1
1:00 am Life of Crime ›› (’ 13, Crime Drama) Double-crosses and plot twists abound when a corrupt real-estate developer decides not to pay a ransom to his wife’s kidnappers. (cc) . . . FX
1:00 am The Longest Yard ›› (’ 05, Comedy) At a Texas penitentiary, jailed NFL veterans train their fellow inmates for a football game against the guards. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AMC
1:00 am Lady With Red Hair ›› (’ 40, Biography) Divorced stage actress Mrs. Leslie Carter works with New York theater impresario David Belasco. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM
1:49 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The Circle ›› (’ 17, Suspense) The founder of the world’s most powerful technology and social media company encourages a new employee to join a groundbreaking experiment that pushes the boundaries of privacy, ethics and personal freedom. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SYFY
2:04 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kidnap
›› (’ 17, Action) A typical afternoon in the park turns into a nightmare for single mother Karla Dyson when kidnappers snatch her young son Frankie. With no cellphone and no time to wait for police, Dyson embarks on a high-speed car chase to save her beloved child. (cc) . . . LIFE
2:30 am . . . . . . . . . Madame X ›› (’ 37, Drama) A young lawyer defends an alcoholic woman for murder, unaware she is his mother. (cc) TCM
4:00 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mister Buddwing ››
(’66, Suspense) An amnesiac wakes up in New York and turns to women he might have known, hoping to remember. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM
FRIDAY
6:00 am. . . . . . . . . . . . Too Many Girls ›› (’ 40, Musical) An heiress attends a Southwest college with four football-star bodyguards hired by her father. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM
7:45 am Two Tickets to Broadway ›› (’ 51, Musical Comedy) An unknown singer gets his girlfriend’s quartet on bandleader Bob Crosby’s live television show. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM 9:00 am. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fargo ››› (’ 96, Comedy) A pregnant police chief probes the murderous events that evolved from a desperate car salesman’s kidnapping scheme. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AMC
9:45 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Easter Parade ››› (’ 48, Musical Comedy) A New York dancer grooms a chorus girl to be his new partner, falling in love along the way. (cc) ........................................ TCM 10:30 am . . . . Neighbors ››› (’ 14, Comedy) Parents go to war with a neighboring fraternity president who refuses to tone down his house’s raucous activities. (cc). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FX 11:00 am . . . . . . . Bad Boys II ›› (’ 03, Action)
Two detectives uncover a conspiracy involving a drug kingpin while trying to stop the trafficking of Ecstasy in Miami. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MTV 11:00 am The Longest Yard ›› (’ 05, Comedy) At a Texas penitentiary, jailed NFL veterans train their fellow inmates for a football game against the guards. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AMC 11:03 am. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The Circle ›› (’ 17, Suspense) The founder of the world’s most powerful technology and social media company encourages a new employee to join a groundbreaking experiment that pushes the boundaries of privacy, ethics and personal freedom. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SYFY 11:45 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Kiss Me Kate ››› (’ 53, Musical Comedy) Lilli and Fred act the same way offstage as they do in The Taming of the Shrew. (cc). . . . . . . TCM 12:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Notorious ›› (’ 09, Biography) Christopher Wallace rises from the streets of Brooklyn as rap artist Notorious B.I.G., then is shot to death in 1997. (cc) . . . . . . . BET 12:30 pm Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising ›› (’ 16, Comedy) A man, his pregnant wife and their former neighbor clash with wild and rebellious sorority sisters. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FX
1:00 pm . . . . The Wedding Singer ››› (’ 98, Romance-Comedy) A spirited entertainer and a waitress with a boorish fiance work at the same weddings. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . VH1
1:30 pm There’s Something About Mary ››› (’98, Romance-Comedy) A geek hires a sleazy private eye to report on a woman he has adored since high school. (cc). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FREE
1:30 pm Gladiator ››› (’ 00, Historical Drama) When a Roman general is betrayed and his family murdered by the emperor, he comes to Rome as a gladiator to seek revenge. (cc) . . . . . AMC
1:31 pm Zathura ››› (’ 05, Children’s) Two young brothers play a mysterious game that propels them into an outer-space adventure. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SYFY
1:45 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Escape From Fort Bravo ››› (’ 53, Western) A
Southern belle frees a Rebel officer and his men from a Union captain’s Arizona fort. (cc) TCM
2:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dumb and Dumber To ›› (’ 14, Comedy) Witless wonders Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne go on a road trip to find the daughter that Harry never knew he had. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FX
3:30 pm Wedding Crashers ››› (’ 05, Comedy) Two divorce mediators spend a wild weekend partying with a politician and his eccentric family. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . VH1
3:35 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory ››› (’71, Children’s) A poor boy and his grandfather win a tour through the marvelous factory of a wily confectioner. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SYFY
3:45 pm . . . . . . . . Kisses for My President ››
(’64, Comedy) A hapless husband takes a back seat to his wife, the first female president of the United States. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM
5:00 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Despicable Me 3 ›› (’ 17, Children’s) Animated. Fired from the Anti-Villain League, Gru travels to Freedonia to meet his long-lost twin brother for the first time. The siblings soon find themselves in an uneasy alliance to take down Balthazar Bratt, a former 1980s child star who’s out for revenge. (cc) FX 5:00 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ice Age: The Meltdown
›› (’ 06, Children’s) Animated. Manny, Sid and Diego reunite to warn their friends about the danger to their homes posed by swiftly melting ice. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NICK
5:00 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Forrest Gump ›››› (’ 94, Comedy-Drama) JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history unfold through the perspective of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AMC
5:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . Knocked Up ››› (’ 07, Romance-Comedy) A rising journalist and an irresponsible slacker ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . E!
5:40 pm Moana ››› (’ 16, Children’s) Animated. A once-mighty demigod and a spirited teenager embark on an epic adventure across the ocean. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DISN 6:00 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Training Day ››› (’ 01, Crime Drama) A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes. (cc) . . . . . BET 6:00 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Goonies ››› (’ 85, Children’s) Coastal Oregon kids follow the treasure map of pirate One-Eyed Willie past his deadly traps to gold. (cc) SYFY 6:00 pm. . . Cry of the Hunted ›› (’ 53, Crime Drama) A state prison officer chases an escaped convict to the Louisiana bayou. (cc) . . . . TCM
7:00 pm Peter Rabbit ›› (’ 18, Children’s) Live action/animated. Peter Rabbit and his three sisters enjoy spending their days in Mr. McGregor’s vegetable garden. A battle of wills soon breaks out as McGregor hatches scheme after scheme to get rid of Peter — a rabbit who proves to be a worthy and wily opponent. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . FX
7:00 pm . . . . . . The Godfather ›››› (’ 72, Drama) Crime boss Vito Corleone and his sons rule their New York empire with Mafia justice. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PARMT
7:30 pm Big Momma’s House ›› (’ 00, Comedy) To protect a woman and her son from a robber, a male FBI agent assumes the guise of a large grandmother. (cc). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TBS
8:00 pm The Lady Vanishes ›››› (’ 38, Mystery) A young Englishwoman tries to prove that an elderly governess was actually on a train. 1
8:00 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Burlesque ›› (’ 10, Drama) With help from a savvy stage manager and a gender-bending host, a cocktail waitress with a stunning voice becomes a performer in a club’s musical revue. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BRV
8:00 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ocean’s Eleven ››› (’ 01, Comedy-Drama) A parolee organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist. (cc). . . . . . . . . . . . TNT
8:00 pm Twister ››› (’ 96, Action) Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains. (cc) ........................................ AMC
8:00 pm Charade ››› (’ 63, Suspense) A suave stranger helps a chic widow stalked by four men looking for loot in Paris. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . TCM
8:30 pm . . . . 2012 ›› (’ 09, Action) Earth’s billions of inhabitants are unaware that the planet has an expiration date. With the warnings of an American scientist, world leaders begin secret preparations for the survival of select members of society. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SYFY
9:00 pm The Call ›› (’ 13, Suspense) A 911 operator must confront a killer from her past in order to save a kidnapped teenager. (cc) . . . . . BET
9:00 pm Peter Rabbit ›› (’ 18, Children’s) Live action/animated. Peter Rabbit and his three sisters enjoy spending their days in Mr. McGregor’s vegetable garden. A battle of wills soon breaks out as McGregor hatches scheme after scheme to get rid of Peter — a rabbit who proves to be a worthy and wily opponent. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . FX 10:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Beetlejuice ››› (’ 88, Comedy) A ghoul helps a newly dead couple haunt the tasteless new owners of their beloved home. (cc) . . . . . . E! 10:00 pm . . The Wedding Singer ››› (’ 98, Romance-Comedy) A spirited entertainer and a waitress with a boorish fiance work at the same weddings. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . VH1 10:00 pm The Man Who Knew Too Much ›››› (’56, Suspense) Plotters kidnap a U.S. couple’s son to hide an assassination at Royal Albert Hall. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM 10:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Burlesque ›› (’ 10, Drama) With help from a savvy stage manager and a gender-bending host, a cocktail waitress with a stunning voice becomes a performer in a club’s musical revue. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BRV 10:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ocean’s Twelve ››› (’ 04, Comedy-Drama) To pay back casino boss Terry Benedict, Danny Ocean and his team of criminals plan an elaborate heist in Europe. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TNT 10:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Twister ››› (’ 96, Action) Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AMC 11:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Despicable Me 3
›› (’ 17, Children’s) Animated. Fired from the Anti-Villain League, Gru travels to Freedonia to meet his long-lost twin brother for the first time. The siblings soon find themselves in an uneasy alliance to take down Balthazar Bratt, a former 1980s child star who’s out for revenge. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FX 11:00 pm . . . . The Godfather, Part II ››››
(’74, Crime Drama) Michael Corleone rules his father’s criminal empire, while flashbacks recall young Vito’s climb to power. (cc) . . . . . PARMT 12:15 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Third Man ›››› (’ 49, Mystery) Visiting postwar Vienna, a writer of pulp Westerns probes the suspicious death of an old friend. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM 12:30 am Wedding Crashers ››› (’ 05, Comedy) Two divorce mediators spend a wild weekend partying with a politician and his eccentric family. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . VH1
1:00 am . . . . . . . . The Lady Vanishes ››››
(’38, Mystery) A young Englishwoman tries to prove that an elderly governess was actually on a train. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
1:00 am . . . . Need for Speed ›› (’ 14, Action) Determined to take down his treacherous rival, a street-car racer runs through a cross-country net of cops and bounty hunters to enter the most prestigious race in the underground racing circuit. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TBS
1:00 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Outbreak ›› (’ 95, Suspense) An Army doctor fights the spread of a deadly virus brought into the United States by an African monkey. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AMC
1:15 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ocean’s Thirteen ››› (’ 07, Comedy-Drama) Danny Ocean and his gang plot revenge against a casino owner who wronged one of their own. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TNT
2:01 am . Zathura ››› (’ 05, Children’s) Two young brothers play a mysterious game that propels them into an outer-space adventure. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SYFY
2:15 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Remember My Name
›› (’ 78, Drama) An ex-convict invades the life of her former husband and his new wife. TCM 3:30 am . . . . Mad Max: Fury Road ››› (’ 15, Action) Fortified in a massive, armored truck, loner Mad Max joins Imperator Furiosa and her band of rebels as they try to outrun a warlord and his henchmen in a deadly high-speed chase through the Wasteland. (cc). . . . . . . . . . . . TBS
3:45 am. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tag ›› (’ 18, Comedy)
Five highly competitive friends hit the ground running for their yearly, no-holds-barred game of tag — risking their necks, their jobs and their relationships to take one another down. (cc) ........................................ TNT 4:00 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pipe Dreams ›› (’ 76, Drama) A woman trails her estranged husband to the Alaskan pipeline in hope of averting their impending divorce. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM
SATURDAY
6:00 am Bhowani Junction ›› (’ 56, Adventure) A British colonel falls in love with an Anglo-Indian woman in World War II India. (cc) . . . . . . TCM
7:00 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Space
Jam ›› (’ 96, Children’s) Live action/animated. Bugs Bunny recruits NBA star Michael Jordan to help the good Looney Tunes squad take on the bad Monstars in a basketball game. (cc) FREE 8:00 am . . . . . . . . . . . The Day After Tomorrow
›› (’ 04, Action) A climatologist tries to locate his son after global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PARMT
9:30 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dumb and Dumber To ›› (’ 14, Comedy) Witless wonders Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne go on a road trip to find the daughter that Harry never knew he had. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FX 10:30 am Sixteen Candles ›› (’ 84, Comedy) A girl turning 16 likes another girl’s guy and feels nobody cares about her birthday. (cc) . AMC 11:00 am . . The Bodyguard ›› (’ 92, Drama) An ex-Secret Service agent falls for his client, an actress/singer someone wants dead before the Academy Awards. (cc). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . LIFE 11:00 am The Godfather ›››› (’ 72, Drama) Crime boss Vito Corleone and his sons rule their New York empire with Mafia justice. (cc) PARMT 11:00 am . . . 2012 ›› (’ 09, Action) Earth’s billions of inhabitants are unaware that the planet has an expiration date. With the warnings of an American scientist, world leaders begin secret preparations for the survival of select members of society. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SYFY