FLEET-FOOTED FLINTSTONE PULLED OVER!

FRED SPED THROUGH BEDROCK IN SOUPED-UP STONE AGE CAR

National Enquirer - - ODD LIST -

IF YOU'RE a mod­ern Stone Age fam­ily man, speed­ing is a “Yabba-Dabba Don’t!”

That’s the tongue-in-cheek mes­sage from the Pasco County Sher­iff’s Of­fice — af­ter they pulled over this Cro-Magnon-mo­bile in Wes­ley Chapel, Fla., on Nov. 4!

At the wheel was Don Swartz, dressed in full Fred Flintstone re­galia!

Swartz’s not-so-smart car was dec­o­rated to re­sem­ble the famed foot-pow­ered Flintstone road­ster — and showed what life in the fast lane is like in a small South­ern town.

“On Sun­day, Novem­ber 4, Deputy H. Echevar­ria pulled over a Mr. Fred Flin­stone (AKA Don Swartz) for speed­ing in the Meadow Bedrock Pointe Sub­di­vi­sion in Wes­ley Chapel,” the Pasco Sher­iff’s Of­fice shared on Face­book.

“Mr. Flintstone was is­sued a ci­ta­tion for speed and be­came un­ruly and had to be de­tained,” the de­part­ment said.

But Swartz-stone could still say “Yabba-Dabba Doo!” — be­cause the pre­his­toric po­lice bust was staged to dis­cour­age other less than evolved driv­ers from tear­ing up the town’s streets!

And that’s how this cave­man parked his tooned-up ride at the top of this week’s Odd List!

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