OSAMA’S PORN TOO HOT TO HANDLE!
CIA SEALS MONSTER’S STASH AS SECURITY THREAT
EVEN the porn stash of history’s most infamous terrorist Osama bin Laden is considered a threat to national security! When The National ENQUIRER requested details of the materials found in bin Laden’s compound in Pakistan, a letter from the CIA declared his collection of erotic material was “classified.” “We completed a thorough search for records responsive to [the] request and located material that we determined is currently and properly classified and sealed by an Executive Order,” according to the correspondence. After executing bin Laden during the 2011 raid, U.S. special forces retrieved a wide-ranging stash of documents, including family letters, papers relating to Islamic history and notes about Al-Qaeda’s operations.
Those materials, including his collection of “Tom & Jerry” cartoons and Bollywood films, have been released to the public. But the porno stash remains sealed and is considered a threat to national security! Although the CIA has designated bin Laden’s smut to be dangerous, the former Al-Qaeda strongman labeled it a blessing! He even intended to endorse the use of porn to his followers.
“We have no objection to clarifying to the brothers that they may, in such conditions, masturbate, since this is an extreme case,” bin Laden wrote in an unsent letter found by special forces.
“We pray to God to release them.”
Classified! Bin Laden was hidingout in a compound in Abbottabad,Pakistan