OSAMA’S PORN TOO HOT TO HAN­DLE!

CIA SEALS MON­STER’S STASH AS SE­CU­RITY THREAT

National Enquirer - - NEWS -

EVEN the porn stash of his­tory’s most in­fa­mous ter­ror­ist Osama bin Laden is con­sid­ered a threat to na­tional se­cu­rity! When The Na­tional ENQUIRER re­quested de­tails of the ma­te­ri­als found in bin Laden’s com­pound in Pak­istan, a let­ter from the CIA de­clared his col­lec­tion of erotic ma­te­rial was “clas­si­fied.” “We com­pleted a thor­ough search for records re­spon­sive to [the] re­quest and lo­cated ma­te­rial that we de­ter­mined is cur­rently and prop­erly clas­si­fied and sealed by an Ex­ec­u­tive Or­der,” ac­cord­ing to the cor­re­spon­dence. Af­ter ex­e­cut­ing bin Laden dur­ing the 2011 raid, U.S. spe­cial forces re­trieved a wide-rang­ing stash of doc­u­ments, in­clud­ing fam­ily let­ters, pa­pers re­lat­ing to Is­lamic his­tory and notes about Al-Qaeda’s op­er­a­tions.

Those ma­te­ri­als, in­clud­ing his col­lec­tion of “Tom & Jerry” car­toons and Bol­ly­wood films, have been re­leased to the pub­lic. But the porno stash re­mains sealed and is con­sid­ered a threat to na­tional se­cu­rity! Although the CIA has des­ig­nated bin Laden’s smut to be dan­ger­ous, the former Al-Qaeda strong­man la­beled it a bless­ing! He even in­tended to en­dorse the use of porn to his fol­low­ers.

“We have no ob­jec­tion to clar­i­fy­ing to the broth­ers that they may, in such con­di­tions, mas­tur­bate, since this is an ex­treme case,” bin Laden wrote in an un­sent let­ter found by spe­cial forces.

“We pray to God to re­lease them.”

Clas­si­fied! Bin Laden was hid­ingout in a com­pound in Ab­bot­tabad,Pak­istan

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