ALL RISE – & GET OUT OF THE WAY!
DRUGGIE CRASHES INTO COURTHOUSE TO REPORT STOLEN STASH
APINHEAD put the pedal to the metal and careened into the Mississippi history books — when he smashed his pickup truck into a Gulfport courthouse!
His motive? To make darn sure the authorities were aware that bad guys had swiped his drug paraphernalia!
Although Keith Cavalier clearly made an impressive effort to drive his point home, his efforts found him parked in a Harrison County jail cell.
The wheel stupid move left Cavalier, 28, charged with driving under the influence and malicious mischief because of damage to the building. The driver was hauled before Harrison County Justice Court Judge Brandon Ladner, who set his bail at $25,000. As of Dec. 4 he remains locked up in county jail, according to Harrison County records.
Incredibly, no one was hurt, but the pickup truck and the courthouse took a beating.
To add insult to injury, the courthouse was closed due to Veterans Day.
And that’s how this directionless driver rolled onto the top of this week’s Odd List!