MADONNA’S DESPERATE MIDLIFE MAKEOVER!
LOOKS LIKE A SURGEON’S BEEN WORKING HARD
WHO’S that girl?” Buffaloed by Father Time and rattled by the success of her nemesis Lady Gaga, insiders dished Madonna has invested in a massive cosmetic makeover to ward off a crippling midlife crisis! According to experts, the “Crazy for You” singer has gone crazy for youthenhancing procedures, and likely gone under the knife for an eye lift, brow lift and facelift, plus filler injections.
“She looks completely unrecognizable!” tattled a source close to the 60-yearold Material Granny. “Madonna has had a ton of work done, but it hasn’t been flattering. She’d do better to just grow old gracefully!” Leading celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Randal Haworth agreed.
“No mere mortal would look as smooth and tight as Madonna appears without cosmetic intervention!” said the Beverly Hills–based surgeon known for the reality TV series “The Swan.”
“The outer edge of her lower eyelid has been lifted and pulled away from the socket. This was done to tighten and elevate the lower lid into a tilted almond shape.
“I also suspect a brow lift to accentuate her outer eyebrow arch.”
Dr. Matthew Schulman, a New York–based boardcertified plastic surgeon, estimates the “Like a Virgin” singer spends upward of $10,000 on her face each month, thanks to a regular battery of filler injections!
Dr. Haworth also noted the entire shape of Madonna’s face has been altered, saying: “It’s more slender and definitely tighter with a conspicuous absence of jowls and natural folds! These are the signs of a face-lift!”
The former blond bombshell has also dyed her hair and opted for a new hairstyle that “conveniently hides her facelift scars,” he added. Recently, The National ENQUIRER revealed the matronly star was sporting a colossal new caboose
— with Dr. Anthony Youn pointing out that the excess junk in Madonna’s trunk was due to either butt implants or massive pads in her pants!
The “Into the Groove” singer has even given herself a new pair of hands, as ENQUIRER readers learned last summer! Her mitts look “smoother and more youthful than they have in years!” said Dr. Youn.
The insider sniffed: “It’s all part of an effort on her part to try to find the fountain of youth.”