National Enquirer

CLEAN GETAWAY!

MYSTERY INTRUDER LEAVES HOME SPOTLESS

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IN A wacky twist, an intruder at a Massachuse­tts home made a “clean” getaway!

The gate-crasher didn’t swipe a thing — and left

Nate Roman’s house spic-and-span!

The floors were mopped and the beds were made. But police checked with neighbors and no one had seen anything suspicious, so there are no suspects.

Nate thinks a cleaning service stopped at the wrong house by mistake because he left the back door open — and points to toilet paper roses left behind as proof!

“It was really the roses that really got me thinking that some profession­al cleaner had accidental­ly stumbled into my

 ??  ?? Nate found origami-style toilet paper roses in his bathroom Homeowner Nate Roman house,” Nate said. And that’s how Nate’s neatnik intruder landed onto this week’s Odd List!
Nate found origami-style toilet paper roses in his bathroom Homeowner Nate Roman house,” Nate said. And that’s how Nate’s neatnik intruder landed onto this week’s Odd List!

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