MAN-MADE CAITLYN COMING APART AT THE SEAMS!
BAD BOOBS, ACHY JOINTS AND ROTTING SKIN RAVAGE 70-YEAR-OLD
CAITLYN JENNER is freaking out because her brand-new body is falling apart! The 70-yearold former Olympian, who transitioned in 2015, is saddled with achy joints, botched boobs, varicose veins and fears of skin cancer.
“She is horrified with the way she looks and feels,” an insider snitched.
“All the surgeries she had, all the work and money she put into her gender transition five years ago seem to be failing on her. Her body and joints are stiff from her years as an athlete … she’s convinced she looks terrible!” And now the surgeries that facilitated her transition from Bruce to Caitlyn have become a burden.
“She couldn’t wait to get breast implants, but her double Ds have started to wear her down. She’s griping that the surgeries were badly done,” the insider said. “The implants are uncomfortable and hardening and look lopsided.”
Even worse, her skin is riddled with rashes!
Caitlyn, who didn’t respond to a request for comment, laughed the rashes off as “bug bites,” but doctors suspect they may prove cancerous!
“Her arms are covered with white depigmented spots that are the early signs of sun damage,” said longevity expert and former dermatologist Dr. Gabe Mirkin, who hasn’t treated Jenner.
“If left to grow, they become skin cancers!”