DEAD MAN WALKING!
DUDE STABBED IN HEAD – & STROLLS TO AMBULANCE!
ABLOODY brawl in NYC left a meathead with a knife lodged in his noggin — and the unflappable guy was seen strolling down the street with the blade sticking out of his skull!
Roberto Perez, 36, came away from a dicey Harlem scuffle looking like a character from a slasher flick as a wild Instagram video from a witness showed Roberto talking calmly with folks on the street and moseying over to EMTs — despite wearing a shirt soaked with blood and the weapon embedded in his scalp!
“He got stabbed in the head.
Yo, this is crazy!” exclaimed one voice on the video. Another bystander told the New York Post, “He looked like he didn’t even feel it.” The NYPD said Roberto and his galpal had gotten into a dispute with another man, who allegedly slashed the woman in the face and clocked Roberto with the kitchen knife before fleeing. Fortunately for the pierced victim, the blade did not penetrate his skull, and the couple were treated at a hospital and are in stable condition.
Fortunately for Roberto, the knife did not penetrate his skull
An Instagram video showed Roberto Perez looking cool as a bloody cucumber