MUSCLEMAN MELONI’S EGO ON STEROIDS!
RIPPED Christopher Meloni knows he’s hot at 61 — and he’s shredding everyone’s patience by constantly flexing his muscles and showing off his six-pack, The National ENQUIRER can reveal! Sources close to the “Law & Order: Organized Crime” stud agree he’s buff — thanks to daily 90-minute workouts — but say they’re weary of his Man of Steel act. “He always thought he was the best thing this ‘Law & Order’ franchise ever had, but his head’s bigger since he turned 60,” spills an insider. “He pumped up his exercise regimen and now he’s got a whole gym on set.
Any time there’s a break, he starts working out and showing off his muscles, and people roll their eyes when he does the splits or claps push-ups.
“You’ve got to admit he looks really good for his age — but he knows it, judging by the way he struts around. He admires his reflection 20 times a day. His co-stars can’t help laughing at him!”
Meloni has one co-star who’s always rooting for
two shows cross over regularly. “Mariska is his biggest fan but even she thinks he’s silly sometimes,” squeals an insider. “The truth is, there’s nothing so unattractive as a vain man!”