NEWS FLASHES!

BROADWAY flop Beanie Feldstein abruptly quit Funny Girl, but a spy says Jonah Hill’s kid sister was “basically fired” after scathing reviews and poor ticket sales. However, you read it here first that Beanie (left) was being shown the door! She’s being replaced by Glee star Lea Michele (right).

NEARLY 7,600 California farmers have a nutty problem. Slumping overseas sales and pandemic shipping delays have stuck them with a surplus of 1.3 billion pounds of unclaimed almonds — leaving their businesses struggling to crack a profit!

GAME show junkies have found the answer to their cravings! Two free new 24/7 channels devoted to showing previously aired episodes of Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy! are set to debut later this year!