ARMIE TRUSTS DEPP IS JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!
DISGRACED “cannibal” Armie Hammer is in the Cayman Islands trying to get back to a normal life — reportedly by working as a timeshare salesman — but sources say he’s hoping old pal Johnny Depp will steer his Pirates of the Caribbean ship Armie’s way and kickstart a dream Hollywood comeback!
“He literally idolizes Johnny and they were thick as thieves filming The Lone Ranger a decade ago,” spills an insider. “They partied like rock stars
together until
Armie got kind of weird — but Armie still thinks his old pal will have a heart and take pity on him!”
The Call Me By Your Name star’s career crashed to earth in January 2021 after several women accused him of sexual and emotional abuse — along with a taste for cannibalism! Armie, 35, has denied all the claims and no criminal charges have ever been brought a resort dressed like staff and hawking timeshares! Tipsters tattle Armie “cheered all the way from the Caribbean” when Johnny, 59, won his court battle with ex-wife Amber Heard and started on the comeback trail.