NEWS FLASHES! BRAVE beachgoers in Seattle pulled a pilot to safety after his single-engine Cessna 150 made a splash landing at Alki Beach! Fortunately, the sole plane occupant, whose name was not released, had no reported injuries.

REALITY TV trainwreck Mama June Shannon, 43, who shed 300 pounds with a gastric sleeve but gained 100 back, thinks daughter Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson, 16, should wait until she’s 18 to have the weight-loss surgery she wants!

CAT lovers think felines are out of this world. But scientists in Poland classified the purr-fect predators as an “invasive alien species” for the damage they inflict on wildlife. Critics fear the ruling will trigger mass killings of kitties!