National Enquirer

SLEAZY LAWN DUMMIES CURB NOSY NEIGHBORS!

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AMICHIGAN mom of two who was fed up with nosy neighbors spying on her all the time is no dummy — she decided to give the gawkers something to REALLY stare at by littering her lawn with mannequins that look like “drug-addled whores, drunks and accident victims!”

“I just set up the poses and laugh,” says Flint nurse Tammy Zuniga, 45, whose photos of the disreputab­le dolls have gone viral.

“I’d be out in my garden working on art projects and I would see blinds moving in windows,” she says of the prying busybodies next door — so she set up a display of dummies, along with empty beer bottles and signs that warn: “Please do not feed the whores drugs.”

Tammy claims her tactic is paying off!

“I figure that if the

neighbors think I’m crazy, they’ll stop bothering me,” she says. “It’s worked for the most part. Neighbors don’t really talk to me much anymore, which is kind of nice!”

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