KING CHARLES TAKES CHARGE!
Banishes sex creep Andrew & zeroes in on rebel son Harry
NEW King Charles is making sweeping changes, remaking Britain’s monarchy in his own image, and his first move was ordering his sex creep kid brother Andrew into exile in the Bahamas, royal sources tell The National ENQUIRER!
With their mother, Queen Elizabeth, dead, Andrew has zero support in the ruling family — and was even heckled by the public at Her Majesty’s funeral — so courtiers say they’re only surprised by the savagery and swiftness of the new monarch’s explosive edict! Andrew will leave Britain when the official period of mourning ends — penniless, stripped of all rank and only taking his mother’s corgi dogs, according to palace spies, who insist his renegade nephew Prince Harry awaits a similar fate as Charles erases the sins of the past!
The signs of His Majesty’s disfavor were clear as 96-year-old Elizabeth was laid to rest after a recordsetting 70year reign. Even though