TOM PANTING TO SCORE WITH EX-WIFE GISELE!
Fears lonely jock has gone over edge
APATHETIC Tom Brady posted a selfie of himself in his underwear, sparking ridicule as well as fears he’s cracking up as he faces life without football, supermodel ex-wife Gisele Bündchen and their kids, insiders say! “Without football to lose himself in anymore, he’s feeling lonely and abandoned,” snitches an insider. “He wanted Gisele to see what she was missing but wound up just embarrassing himself!”
The recently retired 45-yearold former quarterback was openly mocked by other NFL players, including his old backup Matt Cassel, who tweeted, “When does your Depends line drop?”
In a shocking move, Brady postponed his whopping $375 million broadcasting gig at FOX Sports in a desperate bid to win back Gisele, 42, and rebuild their family, which included kids Benjamin, 13, and Vivian, 10, say sources. “The biggest obstacle between them was Gisele’s complaints Tom was putting football before family, so he decided to show her he’s willing to focus on them before taking the job at FOX,” explains the insider. “His only goal right now is to get his family back.”
But it doesn’t help that sex-starved Gisele has been getting hot and heavy with hunky trainer Joaquim Valente, 34, according to spies. As The National ENQUIRER exclusively reported, sources say Brady and his wife weren’t intimate for at least ten months before their divorce last fall. However, Tom may have scored with his Hail Mary pass even in his underwear. Gisele’s anger appears to have waned and a pal claims she was “his rock” when he decided to retire again. Now things are “cordial” between them, the pal says.
But Brady’s got a long field ahead of him — and insiders suspect he’s lost his mojo. “People are watching him unravel in front of their eyes” and there are real fears he’s headed for total disaster.