IT’S A CORKER!
Man-hungry Martha lifts her spirits by sending gift wine to eligible bachelors
SEX-STARVED Martha Stewart is so desperate to find a man she’s trying to bribe some choice prospects with wine! The 81-year-old domestic diva recently revealed she sent out bottles of her own branded wine, Martha’s Lighter Chard, to “ALL the significant males in my Rolodex!” in a bid to hook a keeper.
“Desperate times require desperate measures!” declares an insider. “It’s no secret Martha likes a glass of wine or three to relax at the end of a long day, but she’s usually alone when she does it.
“So she gifted all the men she knows with cases of her signature wine with hopes they’ll get the hint and share it with her and help end her loneliness!” Martha’s love life hasn’t been cooking with any heat for more than a decade. Following her 1990 divorce from hubby Andrew Stewart, Martha forged a longterm relationship with billionaire business mogul Charles Simonyi. They even got engaged, but the romance ended in heartbreak in 2008 when he ran off with a Swedish model who was 40 years younger than Martha.
And she hasn’t had a steady stud in all the years since!
Last July, Martha admitted having “two mad crushes,” but the men of her dreams were both wed to her friends, and she wasn’t hot-to-trot enough to bust up a marriage.
“I’ve had the opportunity to be a homewrecker, and I have not taken anybody up on it,” she nobly proclaims. Gifting baskets of her special sauce to more eligible males isn’t the first time the aging lifestyle guru has resorted to unusual efforts to fill her dance card! As The National
ENQUIRER reported, Martha posted sexy selfies on social media, and insiders dish she later resorted to asking her pal and former TV co-host Snoop Dogg to fix her up.
“Snoop and Martha hardly h run in the same circles, so that didn’t really work out,” says the source. “Now she’s looking at other possibilities and hopes the bottles of wine will grease the griddle.”