WHY TORI SPELLING CAN’T POOP ALONE!
DEAR DR. GILDA What’s the straight poop on Tori Spelling? The D-list actress says she can’t go to the bathroom without someone watching her — is this normal?
■ TROUBLED Tori Spelling has bottomed out with her latest confession — claiming she’s SO co-dependent she can’t even poop without giving family members a front-row seat!
This is troubling because there is no more personal or private activity in human behavior, but Tori claims she hasn’t pooped or peed on her own in 18 years without first using her now ex-husband and then her own kids as psychological enemas! For a 50-year-old woman to be this needy and co-dependent is a cry for help!
The poor little rich girl — whose dad was the late TV gazillionaire Aaron Spelling — says she cannot be alone. Divorce, anxiety and financial issues heighten feelings of isolation and make her wonder about her value as a woman, a wife and a mother.
Tori must get therapy immediately. I’d be happy to give her a copy of my book I’m Worth Loving. Here’s Why.
Because until she becomes an independent woman who can stand — as well as sit — alone, any new partner she attracts will just be another co-dependent person whose capacity for loving her will be dim, sending her deeper into depression.
This grown woman needs to teach herself and her kids to observe boundaries and flush this disturbing behavior down the toilet — for the sake of ALL of them!