Parents are the babies!
Have Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook finally grown up? Not quite. After a judge implored them to think of their children for once, the supermodel, nearly 60, and the Hamptons architect settled their vicious custody battle Monday — just 24 hours before they were about to drag their kids’ business into court again.
Daughter Sailor is 13 and son Jack is 17 — but it’s their mother and father who will need a baby-sitter.
In the Hamptons, they call it a “parental coordinator” — and it’s apparently some sort of nanny for adults who will make sure ex-spouses play nice together.
With so much vitriol they’ve splattered in public for half their children’s lives, you have to wonder what the two ever saw in each other — besides their obvious good looks.
But beautiful people have rarely been uglier.
Cook whined, “I only did it less than 10 times,” after Brinkley was tipped off about her philandering hubby bedding a teenager.
She hasn’t been the model for maternal maturity, either, blabbing in divorce court that Cook spent thousands of dollars a month on Internet porn.
That was one humiliating dig on Christie’s part — for Sailor and Jack.
It must’ve ricochetted around the kids’ private school within minutes — a big ol’ target for teasers.
That’s water under the bridge.
There is no turning back the clock — the dirty laundry will always be there, right on the Internet.
But now, with a court war averted, there is a chance for Brinkley and Cook to finally behave like adults, for their children.
It would be a novel concept for these beauts.
And if they can’t play nice, that’s where the parental coordinator comes in to nanny the narcissists — for the sake of the kids, and everyone else sick of their saga.