MADGE’S LOOK ALL THE RAGE

Madonna has become as bad at stealing the spotlight as Winona was at stealing merch from Saks.

Now, she’s aping Rihanna by going Muslim sheik, er, chic.

The kleptomania began in 2003 when Madonna (above) figured she would try trendy lesbian pop by making out with younger rivals Britney and Christina at the VMAs.

In 2007, after Angelina stole the media’s fancy by adopting children from thirdworld countries, Madonna basically took one of her own from Malawi, where it was claimed the adoption was illegal.

Then, just as Harper’s Bazaar’s Rihanna of Arabia spread hits, Madonna Instagrammed a pic of herself in a full burqa.

Isn’t it about time the Immaterial Girl thinks about hanging up her niqab and riding off into the desert? She’s stinking up Instagram like a camel in heat.