ASS-TON KUTCHER

Having been a father for all of 10 weeks, Ashton Kutcher is now an expert, telling Ellen DeGeneres that he and his fiancée, Mila Kunis, don’t have a nanny for now “because they want a deep connection with their daughter.” He then expounds on how he goes to work every day, leaving the baby with Kunis, and it’s all perfect. Talk to us when your kid is 30 and has become a great human being. And not until then.