GOP: Grand Ol’ Porkers
BOYS WILL BE BOORS Mane man Donald Trump was rightfully called out by Fox’s Megyn Kelly for calling women he hates, “Fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals.” A real chauvinist pig, as feminists used to say.
Rating: This Big Piggy Owns The Market
And now The Donald (right) is all a-Twitter raging back at Kelly, even stooping to an idiotic menstruation remark that got him booted from a red-state event. While she’s right about him, the fact is that all of the other male candidates on stage with Trump — who didn’t get called out — have core political agendas that are demeaning, degrading and downright damning to women in both word and most certainly in legislation. With limited room, the most egregious ones not called out by Kelly are:
Mike Huckabee once said that it’s “a statistical reality that most single moms are very poor, undereducated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death.” His statistics, in reality, turned out to be pure pig arse!
Rating: Old School Oinker! Then there’s Jeb Bush, who is prolife but who as Florida governor waived a veto on what he called the “Scarlet Letter Law” (later replaced), which advocated public shaming as the cure for unmarried women who chose to give their children up for adoption. It required them to give their names, ages and the names of sexual partners for newspaper ads that would run every week for one month!
Rating: Ain’t Fit to Roll With a Pig. As college students, ophthalmologist Rand Paul (he founded the now-defunct board that certified him) and his buddy allegedly kidnapped and blindfolded a female student and tried to force her to take hits off a bong.
More recently, prankster Rand put up a fake Hillary Clinton Pinterest page called, “Hillary Clinton’s new Valentine’s Day Pinterest board” with pictures of how she would redecorate the White House — including a heart-shaped tub and a wicker desk in the Oval Office.
Rating: Hog-Wild Fratboy Creepy Ted Cruz reportedly said in a debate at Harvard that God should “give women a hymen that grows back every time she has intercourse with a different guy because that will be a ‘visible sign’ of the breach of trust.” He never said what “God” should do to cheating men.
Rating: (in the original German): Schweinehund!
Neurosurgeon Ben Carson needs to have his own head examined. Carson said that “women’s lib” was responsible for the violence in Ferguson because now women believe, “You know, it really should be about us.” What?
Rating: Pig-Headed Chris Christie’s Bridgegate scandal report almost single-handedly blamed the disastrous traffic jam on Christie’s chief of staff Bridget Kelly, and it described her as an “emotional,” erratic liar.
Equally disturbing is what Christie said while stumping for Mitt Romney.
When women in the audience yelled about jobs “going down,” Christie, the swine, answered, “You know, something may be going down tonight, but it ain’t going to be jobs, sweetheart.” Oooink!
Rating: A Real Porker.