LANDLORD OF FLIES

What can you say about a landlord whose ex-wife was murdered by her boyfriend, who now wants to kick a 97-year-old cancer-riddled tenant, Marie Hatch, and her 85-year-old roommate to the curb? Not much. The demon landlord, David Kantz (inset), told SFGate: “I am responsible to do the best I can for the beneficiaries – my sons” (who inherited the house).”

Memo to Kantz: The best thing you can do for your sons is to teach them the importance of a kind heart and respect for their elders. Like you will need yourself, and you will be yourself one day.