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In an attempt to outhate the rest, Ted Cruz told Bill O’Reilly that he’d deport all 12 million illegal aliens. This from a man whose real first name is Rafael like his father, an alien who entered the U.S. illegally .... The Spitzer washing machine was on heavy spin cycle last week. Spitz’s ex, Lis Smith, leaked a story that she broke up with him after he confessed he was being extorted by a hooker from his past. Who gets extorted after the fact is already public knowledge? Now we find said hooker Svetlana left behind more eviction notices and unpaid rent bills than grisly grifter Sante Kimes. Real estate heir head Spitzer probably didn’t mind getting extorted by a hooker as much as finding he’d hooked up with a deadbeat tenant. Positively disgusting!