GAFFIGAN IS GOOD AGAIN
“I was in one of those suburban schools where one of their main objectives in life is to snitch on each other,” she said. “I grew up in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, OK? You don’t snitch. No snitching. And they were like, ‘Miss Behar, he said f.’ All day long with this. Finally, one day I said, ‘OK, who the f--k said f?’ And I got fired. They snitched on me, the little bastards.” Behar is more than happy to snitch on controversial Secretary of Education who has vowed to “advance God’s kingdom” as part of her agenda.
“She wants to teach intelligent design, creationism in the schools,” Behar moaned. “You want to believe that, that’s fine, but not in the schools, OK? I cannot teach with a straight face that Noah had all those animals, in couples, they just met on Tinder or something. No, I can’t teach that.”
Behar’s reason for keeping fundamentalist theology out of schools isn’t completely altruistic.
“They want everyone to be a Christian,” she complains. “If that happens, who’s gonna do my taxes, huh?” had something on her mind, but now she’s OK. Producer and comedy writer Gaffigan, whose husband, is a former Confidential guest editor, is recovering after having a lifethreatening brain tumor removed. She tweeted her gratitude to the doctors at Mount Sinai who performed the nine-hour surgery, after she visited her doctor to complain about temporary hearing loss. Fans wishing Jeannie a speedy recovery should send hot sauce. She’s a big fan.