MOORE KNOWS TRUMP’S KEY TO SUCCESS

He brought the house down.

Michael Moore felt triumphant at the after party for his Broadway Show “The Terms Of My Surrender” at The Bryant Park Grille. After he arrived with his own all female marching band, the documentarian sat down to dinner with friends.

“I don’t know when I’ve gone to a Broadway show that wasn’t a musical where I saw a standing ovation in the middle of the show,” he said proudly.

Of course, Moore (top) isn’t the only provocateur adept at keeping an audience on its toes. He thinks the Potus has us all on a shiny gold leash and that the world underestimates The Donald’s prowess.

“Trump is an evil genius. He’s not an idiot,” Moore warned. “We risk awful things happening to this world if we don’t take him seriously. We all think of him as (though) he’s easily distracted by the shiny keys. The truth is he’s the one holding the shiny keys. We’re the ones distracted.”